Perhaps, however, we overrated our own importance,
or the Bostonian want of common civility—which
is not quite so manifest as one or two of their editors
would wish the public to believe. We assure Major
Noah that he is wrong. The Bostonians are well-bred—as
very dull persons very generally are. Still,
with their vile ingratitude staring us in the eyes,
it could scarcely be supposed that we would put ourselves
to the trouble of composing for the Bostonians anything
in the shape of an
original poem. We did
not. We had a poem, of about 500 lines, lying
by us—one quite as good as new—one,
at all events, that we considered would answer sufficiently
well for an audience of Transcendentalists.
That
we gave them—it was the best that we had—for
the price—and it
did answer remarkably
well. Its name was
not ’The Messenger-Star’—who
but Miss Walter would ever think of so delicious a
little bit of invention as that? We had no name
for it at all. The poem is what is occasionally
called a ’juvenile poem,’ but the fact
is it is anything but juvenile now, for we wrote it,
printed it, and published it, in book form, before
we had completed our tenth year. We read it
verbatim,
from a copy now in our possession, and which we shall
be happy to show at any moment to any of our inquisitive
friends. We do not, ourselves, think the poem
a remarkably good one: it is not sufficiently
transcendental. Still it did well enough for the
Boston audience—who evinced characteristic
discrimination in understanding, and especially applauding
all those knotty passages which we ourselves have
not yet been able to understand.
“As regards the auger of The Boston Times,
and one or two other absurdities—as regards,
we say the wrath of Achilles—we incurred
it-or rather its manifestation—by letting
some of our cat out of the bag a few hours sooner
than we had intended. Over a bottle of champagne,
that night, we confessed to Messrs. Cushing, Whipple,
Hudson, Fields, and a few other natives who swear
not altogether by the frog-pond-we confessed, we say,
the soft impeachment of the hoax. Et hine ille irae.
We should have waited a couple of days.”
It is scarcely necessary to suggest that this must
have been written before he had quite recovered from
the long intoxication which maddened him at the time
to which it refers—that he was not born
in Boston-that the poem was not published in his tenth
year, and that the “hoax” was all an after-thought.
Two weeks later he renewed the discussion of the subject
in The Broadway Journal, commenting as follows
upon allusions to it by other parties: