whispering low,—or at least as low as a
throat rendered husky by much gin can whisper,—intimates
that he can put the “Captain” (he’d
promote you to be “Admiral” on the spot
if he thought that thereby he might flatter you into
buying) on to the “lay” of some cigars—“smuggled,”
he breathes from behind a black and horny paw, whose
condition alone would taint the finest Havanna that
ever graced the lips of king or duke—the
like of which may be found in no tobacconist’s
establishment in the United Kingdom. There have
been young men, greatly daring, who have been known
to traffic with this hoary ruffian, and who have lived
to be sadder and wiser men. Of the flavour of
those weeds the writer cannot speak, but the reek
is as the reek which belches from the Pit of Tophet.
However, in the eighteenth century our forefathers,
for a variety of reasons, greatly preferred the smuggled
goods, and many a squire or wealthy landowner, many
a magistrate even, found it by no means to his disadvantage
if on occasion he should be a little blind; a still
tongue might not unlikely be rewarded by the mysterious
arrival of an anker of good French brandy, or by something
in the silk, or lace, or tea line for the ladies of
his household. People saw no harm in such doings
in those good old days; defrauding the revenue was
fair game. And if a “gauger” lost
his life in some one or other of the bloody encounters
that frequently took place between the smugglers and
the revenue officers, why, so much the worse for the
“gauger.” He was an unnecessarily
officious sort of a person, who had better have kept
out of the way. In fact, popular sentiment was
entirely with the smugglers, who by the bulk of the
population were regarded with the greatest admiration.
Smuggling, indeed, was so much a recognised trade or
profession that there was actually a fixed rate at
which smuggled goods were conveyed from place to place;
for instance, for tea or tobacco from the Solway to
Edinburgh the tariff was fifteen shillings per box
or bale. A man, therefore, owning three or four
horses could, with luck, make a very tidy profit on
the carriage, for each horse would carry two packages,
and the distances were not great. There was certainly
a good sporting chance of the convoy being captured
in transit, but the smugglers were daring, determined
men, and the possibility of a brush with the preventive
officers merely added zest to the affair.
Of the other, the distilling branch of the smugglers’ business, a great deal was no doubt done in those lonely hills of Northumberland and Roxburgh and the other Border counties. There they had wealth of fuel, abundance of water, and a plentiful choice of solitary places admirably adapted to their purpose; it was easy to rig up a bothy, or hut of turf thatched with heather, in some secluded spot far from the haunts of inconvenient revenue officers, and a Still that would turn out excellent spirit was not difficult to construct. With reasonable care the thing