of beer in the harvest field, with the consequence
that before night came on the bottle was empty; so
they went to the inn, and stayed there drinking until
it was nearly “closing time.” By that
time they were quite merry, and decided to go home
by the nearest way, leading along the towing-path
of one of the canals, which in the north are wider
and deeper than those farther south. As it was
almost as light as day, the moon being at its full,
they got along all right until one of them suddenly
startled his mate by telling him that the moon had
fallen into the canal! They both stood still
for a moment, thinking what an awful thing had happened,
but there seemed to be no doubt about it, whatever,
for there was the moon lying in the middle of the canal.
It would never do to leave it there, but what could
they do to get it out? Their first thought was
the rakes they were carrying home on their shoulders,
and they decided to rake the moon to the side of the
canal, where they would reach it with their hands.
They set to work—but although their rakes
were of the largest size, and their arms long and strong,
the canal was too wide to enable them to reach the
moon. They were, however, agreed that they must
get it out some way or other, for it would be a pity
if it got drowned. At last they decided that
they would both get into the canal, and fetch the
moon out themselves. They pulled off their coats,
therefore, and, laying them on the path, got into the
water, only to find it much deeper than they had expected;
their feet sank into the mud at the bottom, and the
water came nearly up to their necks at once, and as
it was deeper towards the middle, they found it impossible
to carry out their task. But the worst feature
was that neither of the men could swim, and, being
too deeply immersed in the water to reach high enough
on the canal bank to pull themselves out again, they
were in great danger of drowning. Fortunately,
however, a boat was coming along the canal, and when
the man who was driving the horses attached to the
boat heard their cries, he ran forward, and, stopping
where he found the coats on the towing-path, was horrified
to see the two men holding on to the stones that lined
the canal. They were fast losing consciousness,
but with the assistance of the other men on the boat
he got them out on the bank, and when they had recovered
a little, assisted them home, for they both had drunk
too much beer. The incident created a great sensation
at the time, but as “all’s well that ends
well,” it was afterwards looked upon as a great
joke—though the two men were ever afterwards
known as the Moonrakers, a nickname that was eventually
applied to all the inhabitants of that village.
The story was well received, but not quite so loudly applauded as that which preceded it, until one gentleman in the company rose and asked my brother if he could name the village in Yorkshire where the incident occurred. “Certainly, sir,” he replied; “the place was called Sloyit.”