of Zora Middlemist, he discouraged such dreams as
making more for mild unhappiness than for joy, and
bent his thoughts to his guns and railway carriages
and other world-upheaving inventions. The only
thing that caused him any uneasiness was an overdraft
at his bank due to cover which he had to pay on shares
purchased for him by a circularizing bucket-shop keeper.
It had seemed so simple to write Messrs. Shark & Co.,
or whatever alias the philanthropic financier assumed,
a check for a couple of hundred pounds, and receive
Messrs. Shark’s check for two thousand in a fortnight,
that he had wondered why other people did not follow
this easy road to fortune. Perhaps they did,
he reflected: that was how they managed to keep
a large family of daughters and a motor car.
But when the shark conveyed to him in unintelligible
terms the fact that unless he wrote a check for two
or three hundred pounds more his original stake would
be lost, and when these also fell through the bottomless
bucket of Messrs. Shark & Co. and his bankers called
his attention to an overdrawn account, it began to
dawn upon him that these were not the methods whereby
a large family of daughters and a motor car were unprecariously
maintained. The loss did not distress him to
the point of sleeplessness; his ideas as to the value
of money were as vague as his notions on the rearing
of babies; but he was publishing his book at his own
expense, and was concerned at not being in a position
to pay the poor publisher immediately.
At Mrs. Oldrieve’s he found his previsions nearly
all fulfilled. Zora, with a sofa-ful of railway
time-tables and ocean-steamer handbooks, sought his
counsel as to a voyage round the world which she had
in contemplation; Mrs. Oldrieve impressed on his memory
a recipe for an omelette which he was to convey verbally
to Wiggleswick, although he confessed that the only
omelette that Wiggleswick had tried to make they had
used for months afterwards as a kettle-holder; but
Emmy did not prattle. She sat in a corner, listlessly
turning over the leaves of a novel and taking an extraordinary
lack of interest in the general conversation.
The usual headache and neuralgia supplied her excuse.
She looked pale, ill, and worried; and worry on a
baby face is a lugubrious and pitiful spectacle.
After Mrs. Oldrieve had retired for the night, and
while Zora happened to be absent from the room in
search of an atlas, Septimus and Emmy were left alone
for a moment.
“I’m so sorry you have a headache,”
said Septimus sympathetically. “Why don’t
you go to bed?”
“I hate bed. I can’t sleep,”
she replied, with an impatient shake of the body.
“You mustn’t mind me. I’m sorry
I’m so rotten—ah! well then—such
an uninspiring companion, if you like,” she
added, seeing that the word had jarred on him.
Then she rose. “I suppose I bore you.
I had better go, as you suggest, and get out of the
way.”
He intercepted her petulant march to the door.