“He wants training.  That’s what I am always telling him.  But he can’t hear.  He’s seventy and stone-deaf.  But he’s interesting.  He tells me about jails and things.”

“Jails?”

“Yes.  He spent most of his time in prison.  He was a professional burglar—­but then he got on in years.  Besides, the younger generation was knocking at the door.”

“I thought that was the last thing a burglar would do,” said Zora.

“They generally use jemmies,” he said gravely.  “Wiggleswick has given me his collection.  They’re very useful.”

“What for?” she asked.

“To kill moths with,” he replied dreamily.

“But what made you take a superannuated burglar for a valet?”

“I don’t know.  Perhaps it was Wiggleswick himself.  He came up to me one day as I was sitting in Kensington Gardens, and somehow followed me home.”

“But, good gracious,” cried Zora—­forgetful for the moment of stars and sea—­“aren’t you afraid that he will rob you?”

“No.  I asked him, and he explained.  You see, it would be out of his line.  A forger only forges, a pickpocket only snatches chains and purses, and a burglar only burgles.  Now, he couldn’t burgle the place in which he was living himself, so I am safe.”

Zora gave him sage counsel.

“I’d get rid of him if I were you.”

“If I were you, I would—­but I can’t,” he replied.  “If I told him to go he wouldn’t.  I go instead sometimes.  That’s why I’m here.”

“If you go on talking like that, you’ll make my brain reel,” said Zora laughing.  “Do tell me something about yourself.  What is your name?”

“Septimus Dix.  I’ve got another name—­Ajax—­Septimus Ajax Dix—­but I never use it.”

“That’s a pity,” said Zora.  “Ajax is a lovely name.”

He dissented in his vague fashion.  “Ajax suggests somebody who defies lightning and fools about with a spear.  It’s a silly name.  A maiden aunt persuaded my mother to give it to me.  I think she mixed it up with Achilles.  She admired the statue in Hyde Park.  She got run over by a milkcart.”

“When was that?” she inquired, more out of politeness than interest in the career of Mr. Dix’s maiden aunt.

“A minute before she died.”

“Oh,” said Zora, taken aback by the emotionless manner in which he mentioned the tragedy.  Then, by way of continuing the conversation:—­

“Why are you called Septimus?”

“I’m the seventh son.  All the others died young.  I never could make out why I didn’t.”

“Perhaps,” said Zora with a laugh, “you were thinking of something else at the time and lost the opportunity.”

“It must have been that,” said he.  “I lose opportunities just as I always lose trains.”

“How do you manage to get anywhere?”

“I wait for the next train.  That’s easy.  But there’s never another opportunity.”

He drew a cigarette from his case, put it in his mouth, and fumbled in his pockets for matches.  Finding none, he threw the cigarette into the road.