Parliament who were in the same general predicament
of “Secluded Members”—to wit,
the 143 excluded by Pride’s Purge and seventy
more who had been excluded at various times before
for Royalist contumacy. Finding the doors open,
three of these unwelcome visitors went in, of whom
two came out again and were not re-admitted, but one
remained. That one was William Prynne. He
sat like a ghoul among the Rumpers. No persuasion
on earth could induce him to leave. Hasilrig
stormed at him, and Vane coaxed him; but there he
sat, and there he would sit! He was a member of
the Long Parliament, and no other Parliament was or
could be rightfully in existence but that; if they
turned him out, it should only be by carrying him
out by his feet and shoulders! Unwilling to resort
to that method, those present got rid of the intruder
by postponing their meeting to a later hour, and taking
care that, when Prynne reappeared, he should be turned
back. The House that day passed an order that
none should sit in it but genuine Rumpers, appointing
a committee to ascertain who these were and to report
on dubious cases; and the order was affixed to the
doors outside. For a day or two Prynne and others
still haunted the lobbies; but at length they desisted,
Prynne taking his revenge by at once printing
The
Republicans’ and Others’ spurious Old Cause
briefly and truly anatomized, and then
One
Sheet, or, if you will, a Winding Sheet, for the Good
Old Cause.[1]
[Footnote 1: Guizot, I. 138-141; Commons Journals,
May 9, 1659; Catalogue of Thomason Pamphlets.
The first of the two named pamphlets of Prynne appeared,
with his name in full, May 13; the second, “by
W.P.,” May 30.—Prynne continued, in
subsequent pamphlets, to attack the Rumpers for the
wrong done to him and the other secluded members in
still debarring them from their seats. One was
entitled A True and Perfect Narrative of what was
done, spoken, by and between Mr. Prynne, the old and
newly-forcibly late Secluded Members, the Army Officers,
and those now sitting both in the Commons Lobby, House,
and elsewhere, on Saturday and Monday last (the 7
and 9 of this instant May). Though so entitled,
it did not appear till June 13. It contained
this passage against the Bumpers:—“Themselves
in divers of their printed Declarations, and their
instruments in sundry books (as JOHN GOODWIN, MARKHAM
NEEDHAM, MELTON, and others), justified, maintained,
the very highest, worst, treasonablest, execrablest,
of all Popish, Jesuitical, Unchristian, tenets, practices,
treasons, as the murthering of Christian Protestant
Kings.” This is a sample at once of Prynne’s
style and of his accuracy. He does not take the
trouble to know the names of the persons he writes
about, but plods, on like a rhinoceros in blinkers.]