Chronicle for December.  Second Fortnight.

My gifted relative has made her first appearance in public, and has laid the foundation of our future fortunes.

On the first night the attendance was larger than I had ventured to hope.  The novelty of an evening’s entertainment, conducted from beginning to end by the unaided exertions of a young lady (see advertisement), roused the public curiosity, and the seats were moderately well filled.  As good luck would have it, no letter addressed to Miss Vanstone came that day.  She was in full possession of herself until she got the first dress on and heard the bell ring for the music.  At that critical moment she suddenly broke down.  I found her alone in the waiting-room, sobbing, and talking like a child.  “Oh, poor papa! poor papa!  Oh, my God, if he saw me now!” My experience in such matters at once informed me that it was a case of sal-volatile, accompanied by sound advice.  We strung her up in no time to concert pitch; set her eyes in a blaze; and made her out-blush her own rouge.  The curtain rose when we had got her at a red heat.  She dashed at it exactly as she dashed at it in the back drawing-room at Rosemary Lane.  Her personal appearance settled the question of her reception before she opened her lips.  She rushed full gallop through her changes of character, her songs, and her dialogue; making mistakes by the dozen, and never stopping to set them right; carrying the people along with her in a perfect whirlwind, and never waiting for the applause.  The whole thing was over twenty minutes sooner than the time we had calculated on.  She carried it through to the end, and fainted on the waiting-room sofa a minute after the curtain was down.  The music-seller having taken leave of his senses from sheer astonishment, and I having no evening costume to appear in, we sent the doctor to make the necessary apology to the public, who were calling for her till the place rang again.  I prompted our medical orator with a neat speech from behind the curtain; and I never heard such applause, from such a comparatively small audience, before in my life.  I felt the tribute—­I felt it deeply.  Fourteen years ago I scraped together the wretched means of existence in this very town by reading the newspaper (with explanatory comments) to the company at a public-house.  And now here I am at the top of the tree.

It is needless to say that my first proceeding was to bowl out the music-seller on the spot.  He called the next morning, no doubt with a liberal proposal for extending the engagement beyond Derby and Nottingham.  My niece was described as not well enough to see him; and, when he asked for me, he was told I was not up.  I happened to be at that moment engaged in putting the case pathetically to our gifted Magdalen.  Her answer was in the highest degree satisfactory.  She would permanently engage herself to nobody—­least of all to a man who had taken sordid advantage of