Somewhere in Red Gap eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 411 pages of information about Somewhere in Red Gap.

Somewhere in Red Gap eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 411 pages of information about Somewhere in Red Gap.

“‘Oh, Ma Pettengill,’ cries the poor thing, ’I never meant anything horrid and primitive when I said daring.  As a matter of fact, I think these are quite modest to the intelligent eye.’

“‘Just what I’m trying to tell you,’ I says.  ’Exactly that; they’re modest to any eye whatever.  But here you are embarked on a difficult enterprise, with a band of flinty-hearted cutthroats trying to beat you to it, and, my dear child, you have a staunch nature and a heart of gold, but you simply can’t afford to be modest.’

“‘I don’t understand,’ says she, looking at herself in the glass again.

“‘Trust me, anyway,’ I implores.  ’Let others wear their Non Plush Ultras which are No. 9872’—­she tries to correct my pronunciation, but I wouldn’t stop for that.  ‘Never mind how it’s pronounced,’ I says, ’because I know well the meaning of it in a foreign language.  It means the limit, and it’s a very desirable limit for many, but for you,’ I says plainly, ’it’s different.  Your Non Plush Ultra will have to be a neat, ankle-length riding skirt.  You got one, haven’t you?’

“‘I have,’ says she, ’a very pretty one of tan corduroy, almost new, but I had looked forward to these, and I don’t see yet—­’

“Then I thought of another way I might get to her without blurting out the truth.  ‘Listen, Hetty,’ I says, ’and remember not only that I’m your friend but that I know a heap more about this fool world than you do.  I’ve had bitter experiences, and one of them got me at the time I first begun to wear riding pants myself, which must have been about the time you was beginning to bite dents into your silver mug that Aunt Caroline sent.  I was a handsome young hellion, I don’t mind telling you, and they looked well on me, and when Lysander John urged me to be brave and wear ’em outside I was afraid all the men within a day’s ride was going to sneak round to stare at me.  My!  I was so embarrassed, also with that same feeling you got in your heart this minute that it was taking an unfair advantage of any man—­you know!  I felt like I was using all the power of my young beauty for unworthy ends.

“’Well, do you know what I got when I first rode out on the ranch?  I got just about the once-over from every brute there, and that was all.  If one of them ranch hands had ever ogled me a second time I’d have known it all right, but I never caught one of the scoundrels at it.  First I said:  “Now, ain’t that fine and chivalrous?” Then I got wise.  It wasn’t none of this here boasted Western chivalry, but just plain lack of interest.  I admit it made me mad at first.  Any man on the place was only too glad to look me over when I had regular clothes on, but dress me like Lysander John and they didn’t look at me any oftener than they did him.  Not as often, of course, because as a plain human being and man’s equal I wasn’t near as interesting as he was.’

“‘But then, too,’ says Hetty, who had only been about half listening to my lecture, ’I thought it might be striking a blow at the same time for the freedom of woman.’

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