“I’m just telling you so you’ll get Henrietta when Wilfred Lennox drips gracefully in with his piece of poetry in one hand.  Of course she must have looked long and nervously at Wilfred, then read his poetry, then looked again.  There before her was Romance against a background of Alonzo Price, who never had an adventurous or evil thought in his life, and wore rubbers!  Oh, sure!  He must have palsied her at once, this wild, free creature of the woods who couldn’t stand the cramped haunts of men.  And I have said that Wilfred was there with the wild, free words about himself, and the hat and tie and the waving brown hair that give him so much trouble.  Shucks!  I don’t blame the woman.  It’s only a few years since we been let out from under lock and key.  Give us a little time to get our bearings, say I. Wilfred was just one big red splash before her yearning eyes; he blinded her.  And he stood there telling how this here life in the marts of trade would sure twist and blacken some of the very finest chords in his being.  Something like that it must have been.

“Anyway, about a quarter to six a procession went up Fourth Street, consisting of Wilfred Lennox, Henrietta, and Alonzo.  The latter was tripping along about three steps back of the other two and every once in a while he would stop for a minute and simply look puzzled.  I saw him.  It’s really a great pity Lon insists on wearing a derby hat with his side whiskers.  To my mind the two never seem meant for each other.

“The procession went to the Price mansion up on Ophir Avenue.  And that evening Henrietta had in a few friends to listen to the poet recite his verses and tell anecdotes about himself.  About five or six ladies in the parlour and their menfolks smoking out on the front porch.  The men didn’t seem to fall for Wilfred’s open-road stuff the way the ladies did.  Wilfred was a good reciter and held the ladies with his voice and his melting blue eyes with the long lashes, and Henrietta was envied for having nailed him.  That is, the women envied her.  The men sort of slouched off down to the front gate and then went down to the Temperance Billiard Parlour, where several of ’em got stewed.  Most of ’em, like old Judge Ballard, who come to the country in ’62, and Jeff Tuttle, who’s always had more than he wanted of the open road, were very cold indeed to Wilfred’s main proposition.  It is probable that low mutterings might have been heard among ’em, especially after a travelling man that was playing pool said the hobo poet had come in on the Pullman of No. 6.

“But I must say that Alonzo didn’t seem to mutter any, from all I could hear.  Pathetic, the way that little man will believe right up to the bitter end.  He said that for a hobo Wilfred wrote very good poetry, better than most hobos could write, he thought, and that Henrietta always knew what she was doing.  So the evening come to a peaceful end, most of the men getting back for their wives and Alonzo