It was a merry scene, with the cash register playing like the Swiss Family Bellringers.  Even the new Episcopalian minister come along, with old Proctor Knapp, and read the signs and said they was undeniably quaint, and took a slug of rye and said it was undeniably delightful; though old Proctor roared like a maddened bull when he found what the price was.  I guess you can be an Episcopalian one without its interfering much with man’s natural habits and innocent recreations.  Then he went over and lost a two-bit piece on the double-o, and laughed heartily over the occurrence, saying it was undeniably piquant with old Proctor plunging ten cents on the red and losing it quick, and saying a fool and his money was soon parted—­yes, and I wish I had as much money as that old crook ain’t foolish; but no matter.

Beryl Mae Macomber was aiding the Belgians by running out in the big room to drum up the stragglers.  She was now being Little Nugget, the Miners’ Pet; and when she wasn’t chasing in easy money she’d loll at one end of the bar with a leer on her flowerlike features to entice honest workingmen in to lose their all at the gaming tables.  There was chuck-a-luck and a crap game going, and going every minute, too, with Cousin Egbert trying to start three-card monte at another table—­only they all seemed wise to that.  Even the little innocent children give him the laugh.

I went over to the roulette table and lost a few dollars, not being able to stick long, because other women would keep goring me with their elbows.  Yes, sir; that layout was ringed with women four deep.  All that the men could do was stand on the outside and pass over their loose silver to the fair ones.  Sure!  Women are the only real natural-born gamblers in the world.  Take a man that seems to be one and it’s only because he’s got a big streak of woman in him, even if it don’t show any other way.  Men, of course, will gamble for the fun of it; but it ain’t ever funny to a woman, not even when she wins.  It brings out the natural wolf in her like nothing else does.  It was being proved this night all you’d want to see anything proved.  If the men got near enough and won a bet they’d think it was a good joke and stick round till they lost it.  Not so my own sex.  Every last one of ’em saw herself growing rich on Cousin Egbert’s money—­and let the Belgians look out for themselves.

Mrs. Tracy Bangs, for instance, fought her way out of the mob, looking as wild as any person in a crazy house, choking twenty-eight dollars to death in her two fists that she win off two bits.  She crowds this onto Tracy and makes him swear by the sacred memory of his mother that he will positively not give her back a cent of it to gamble with if the fever comes on her again—­not even if she begs him to on her bended knees.  And fifteen minutes later the poor little shark nearly has hysterics because Tracy won’t give her back just five of it to gamble again with.  Sure!  A very feminine woman she is.