The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 1 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 368 pages of information about The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 1.

The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 1 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 368 pages of information about The Poems of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Volume 1.

The kingly prophet well evinces,
That we should put no trust in princes: 
My royal master promised me
To raise me to a high degree: 
But now he’s grown a king, God wot,
I fear I shall be soon forgot. 
You see, when folks have got their ends,
How quickly they neglect their friends;
Yet I may say, ’twixt me and you,
Pray God, they now may find as true!

MARBLE HILL

My house was built but for a show,
My lady’s empty pockets know;
And now she will not have a shilling,
To raise the stairs, or build the ceiling;
For all the courtly madams round
Now pay four shillings in the pound;
’Tis come to what I always thought: 
My dame is hardly worth a groat.[2]
Had you and I been courtiers born,
We should not thus have lain forlorn;
For those we dext’rous courtiers call,
Can rise upon their masters’ fall: 
But we, unlucky and unwise,
Must fall because our masters rise.

RICHMOND LODGE

My master, scarce a fortnight since,
Was grown as wealthy as a prince;
But now it will be no such thing,
For he’ll be poor as any king;
And by his crown will nothing get,
But like a king to run in debt.

MARBLE HILL

No more the Dean, that grave divine,
Shall keep the key of my (no) wine;
My ice-house rob, as heretofore,
And steal my artichokes no more;
Poor Patty Blount[3] no more be seen
Bedraggled in my walks so green: 
Plump Johnny Gay will now elope;
And here no more will dangle Pope.

RICHMOND LODGE

Here wont the Dean, when he’s to seek,
To spunge a breakfast once a-week;
To cry the bread was stale, and mutter
Complaints against the royal butter. 
But now I fear it will be said,
No butter sticks upon his bread.[4]
We soon shall find him full of spleen,
For want of tattling to the queen;
Stunning her royal ears with talking;
His reverence and her highness walking: 
While Lady Charlotte,[5] like a stroller,
Sits mounted on the garden-roller. 
A goodly sight to see her ride,
With ancient Mirmont[6] at her side. 
In velvet cap his head lies warm,
His hat, for show, beneath his arm.

MARBLE HILL

Some South-Sea broker from the city
Will purchase me, the more’s the pity;
Lay all my fine plantations waste,
To fit them to his vulgar taste: 
Chang’d for the worse in ev’ry part,
My master Pope will break his heart.

RICHMOND LODGE

In my own Thames may I be drownded,
If e’er I stoop beneath a crown’d head: 
Except her majesty prevails
To place me with the Prince of Wales;
And then I shall be free from fears,
For he’ll be prince these fifty years. 
I then will turn a courtier too,
And serve the times as others do. 
Plain loyalty, not built on hope,
I leave to your contriver, Pope;
None loves his king and country better,
Yet none was ever less their debtor.

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