But a comrade of yours, that traitor Delany,
Whom I for your sake have used better than any,
And, of my mere motion, and special good grace,
Intended in time to succeed in your place,
On Tuesday the tenth, seditiously came,
With a certain false trait’ress, one Stella by name,
To the Deanery-house, and on the North glass,
Where for fear of the cold I never can pass,
Then and there, vi et armis, with a certain utensil,
Of value five shillings, in English a pencil,
Did maliciously, falsely, and trait’rously write,
While Stella, aforesaid, stood by with a[3] light. 
My sister[2] hath lately deposed upon oath,
That she stopt in her course to look at them both;
That Stella was helping, abetting, and aiding;
And still as he writ, stood smiling and reading: 
That her eyes were as bright as myself at noon-day,
But her graceful black locks were all mingled with grey: 
And by the description, I certainly know,
’Tis the nymph that I courted some ten years ago;
Whom when I with the best of my talents endued,
On her promise of yielding, she acted the prude: 
That some verses were writ with felonious intent,
Direct to the North, where I never once went: 
That the letters appear’d reversed through the pane,
But in Stella’s bright eyes were placed right again;
Wherein she distinctly could read ev’ry line,[4]
And presently guessed the fancy was mine. 
She can swear to the Parson whom oft she has seen
At night between Cavan Street and College Green. 
  Now you see why his verses so seldom are shown,
The reason is plain, they are none of his own;
And observe while you live that no man is shy
To discover the goods he came honestly by. 
If I light on a thought, he will certainly steal it,
And when he has got it, find ways to conceal it. 
Of all the fine things he keeps in the dark,
There’s scarce one in ten but what has my mark;
And let them be seen by the world if he dare,
I’ll make it appear they are all stolen ware. 
But as for the poem he writ on your sash,
I think I have now got him under my lash;
My sister transcribed it last night to his sorrow,
And the public shall see’t, if I live till to-morrow. 
Thro’ the zodiac around, it shall quickly be spread
In all parts of the globe where your language is read. 
  He knows very well, I ne’er gave a refusal,
When he ask’d for my aid in the forms that are usual: 
But the secret is this; I did lately intend
To write a few verses on you as my friend: 
I studied a fortnight, before I could find,
As I rode in my chariot, a thought to my mind,
And resolved the next winter (for that is my time,
When the days are at shortest) to get it in rhyme;
Till then it was lock’d in my box at Parnassus;
When that subtle companion, in hopes to surpass us,
Conveys out my paper of hints by a trick
(For I think in my conscience he deals with old Nick,)