[Footnote 3:  Wife to one of the footmen.]

[Footnote 4:  The Earl of Berkeley’s valet.]

[Footnote 5:  The old deaf housekeeper.]

[Footnote 6:  Galway.]

[Footnote 7:  The Earl of Drogheda, who, with the primate, was to succeed the two earls, then lords justices of Ireland.]

[Footnote 8:  Clerk of the kitchen.]

[Footnote 9:  Ferris; whom the poet terms in his Journal to Stella, 21st Dec., 1710, a “beast,” and a “Scoundrel dog.”  See “Prose Works,” ii, p. 79—­W.  E. B.]

[Footnote 10:  A usual saying of hers.—­Swift.]

[Footnote 11:  Swift.]

[Footnote 12:  Dr. Bolton, one of the chaplains.—­Faulkner.]

[Footnote 13:  A cant word of Lord and Lady Berkeley to Mrs. Harris.]

[Footnote 14:  Swift elsewhere terms his own calling a trade.  See his letter to Pope, 29th Sept., 1725, cited in Introduction to Gulliver, “Prose Works,” vol. viii, p. xxv.—­W.  E. B.]

A BALLAD ON THE GAME OF TRAFFIC

WRITTEN AT THE CASTLE OF DUBLIN, 1699

My Lord,[1] to find out who must deal,
  Delivers cards about,
But the first knave does seldom fail
  To find the doctor out.

But then his honour cried, Gadzooks! 
  And seem’d to knit his brow: 
For on a knave he never looks
  But he thinks upon Jack How.[2]

My lady, though she is no player,
  Some bungling partner takes,
And, wedged in corner of a chair,
  Takes snuff, and holds the stakes.

Dame Floyd[3] looks out in grave suspense
  For pair royals and sequents;
But, wisely cautious of her pence,
  The castle seldom frequents.

Quoth Herries,[4] fairly putting cases,
  I’d won it, on my word,
If I had but a pair of aces,
  And could pick up a third.

But Weston has a new-cast gown
  On Sundays to be fine in,
And, if she can but win a crown,
  ’Twill just new dye the lining.

“With these is Parson Swift,[5]
  Not knowing how to spend his time,
Does make a wretched shift,
  To deafen them with puns and rhyme.”

[Footnote 1:  The Earl of Berkeley.]

[Footnote 2:  Paymaster to the Forces, “Prose Works,” ii, 23.]

[Footnote 3:  A beauty and a favourite with Swift.  See his verses on her, post, p. 50.  He often mentions her in the Journal to Stella, especially with respect to her having the smallpox, and her recovery.  “Prose Works,” ii, 138, 141, 143. 259.—­W.  E. B.]

[Footnote 4:  Mrs. Frances Harris, the heroine of the preceding poem.]

[Footnote 5:  Written by Lady Betty Berkeley, afterwards wife of Sir John Germaine.]

A BALLAD TO THE TUNE OF THE CUT-PURSE[1]

WRITTEN IN AUGUST, 1702