Search out this Utopian ground,
Virtue’s Terra Incognita,
Where none ever led the way,
Nor ever since but in descriptions found;
Like the philosopher’s stone,
With rules to search it, yet obtain’d by none.
II
We have too long
been led astray;
Too long have our misguided souls been taught
With rules from
musty morals brought,
’Tis you
must put us in the way;
Let us (for shame!)
no more be fed
With antique relics
of the dead,
The gleanings of philosophy;
Philosophy, the lumber of
the schools,
The roguery of alchymy;
And we, the bubbled
fools,
Spend all our present life, in hopes of golden rules.
III
But what does our proud ignorance Learning call?
We oddly Plato’s paradox
make good,
Our knowledge is but mere remembrance all;
Remembrance is our treasure and our food;
Nature’s fair table-book, our tender souls,
We scrawl all o’er with old and empty rules,
Stale memorandums of the schools:
For learning’s mighty
treasures look
Into that deep
grave, a book;
Think that she there does all her treasures
hide,
And that her troubled ghost still haunts there since
she died;
Confine her walks to colleges and schools;
Her priests, her train, and
followers, show
As if they all were spectres
too!
They purchase knowledge at
th’expense
Of common breeding, common
sense,
And grow at once scholars
and fools;
Affect ill-manner’d
pedantry,
Rudeness, ill-nature, incivility,
And, sick with dregs and knowledge
grown,
Which greedily they swallow
down,
Still cast it up, and nauseate company.
IV
Curst be the wretch! nay,
doubly curst!
(If it may lawful
be
To curse our greatest enemy,)
Who learn’d himself that heresy
first,
(Which since has seized on
all the rest,)
That knowledge forfeits all humanity;
Taught us, like Spaniards, to be proud and poor,
And fling our scraps before our door!
Thrice happy you have ’scaped this general pest;
Those mighty epithets, learned, good, and great,
Which we ne’er join’d before, but in romances
meet,
We find in you at last united grown.
You cannot be
compared to one:
I must, like him that painted
Venus’ face,
Borrow from every one a grace;
Virgil and Epicurus will not do,
Their courting
a retreat like you,
Unless I put in Caesar’s learning too:
Your happy frame at once controls
This great triumvirate of
souls.