So she looked round for another way to start a few home fires burning on the other side of the Rhine.  I forget what her next strategy was, but you know it was something cute and busy in a well-fitting uniform, and calculated to shorten the conflict if Germany found it out.  You know that much.

I remember at one time she was riding in parades when the boys would march down to the station to go off and settle things in their own crude way.  I lost track of what she was taking up for a while, but I know she kept on getting new uniforms till she must of had quite a time every morning deciding what she was going to be that day, like the father of the German Crown Prince.

Finally, last spring, it got to be the simple uniform of a waitress.  She had figgered out that all the girls then taking the places of men waiters would get called for nurses sooner or later; so why shouldn’t prominent society matrons like herself learn how to wait on table, so as to take the girl waiters’ places when they went across?  Not exactly that; they wouldn’t keep on lugging trays forever in this emergency—­only till they could teach new girls the trade, when some new ones come along to take the places of them that had met the call of duty.

So Genievieve agitated and wrote letters from the heart out to about two dozen society buds; and then she terrified the owner of the biggest hotel in her home town till he agreed to let ’em come and wait on table every day at lunch.

Genevieve May’s uniform of a poor working girl was a simple black dress, with white apron, cuffs, and cap, the whole, as was right, not costing over six or seven dollars, though her string of matched pearls that cost two hundred thousand sort of raised the average.  The other society buds was arrayed similar and looked like so many waitresses.  Not in a hotel, mebbe, but in one of these musical shows where no money has been spared.

The lady had a glorious two days ordering these girls round as head waiter and seeing that everybody got a good square look at her, and so on.  But the other girls got tired the second day.  It was jolly and all tips went to the Red Cross, and the tips was big; but it was just as hard work as if they had really been poor working girls, with not enough recreation about it.  So the third day they rebelled at the head waiter and made Genevieve herself jump in and carry out trays full of dishes that had served their purpose.

This annoyed Genevieve May very much.  It not only upset discipline but made the arms and back ache.  So she now went into the kitchen to show the cook how to cook in a more saving manner.  Her intentions were beautiful; but the head cook was a sensitive foreigner, and fifteen minutes after she went into his kitchen he had to be arrested for threatening to harm the well-known society matron with a common meat saw.

The new one they got in his place next day let her mess round all she wanted to, knowing his job depended on it, though it was told that he got a heartless devil-may-care look in his eyes the minute he saw her making a cheap fish sauce.  But he said nothing.