“It isn’t my fault,” said the capstan. “There’s a green brute from outside that comes and hits me on the head.”
“Tell that to the shipwrights. You’ve been in position up there for months, and you’ve never wriggled like this before. If you aren’t careful you’ll strain us.”
“Talking of strain,” said a low, rasping, unpleasant voice, “are any of you fellows—you deck beams, we mean—aware that those exceedingly ugly knees of yours happen to be riveted into our structure—ours?”
“Who might you be?” the deck beams inquired.
“Oh, nobody in particular,” was the answer. “We’re only the port and starboard upper-deck stringers; and, if you persist in heaving and hiking like this, we shall be reluctantly compelled to take steps.”
Now, the stringers of the ship are long iron girders, so to speak, that run lengthways from stern to bow. They keep the iron frames (what are called ribs in a wooden ship) in place, and also help to hold the ends of the deck beams which go from side to side of the ship. Stringers always consider themselves most important, because they are so long. In the “Dimbula” there were four stringers on each side—one far down by the bottom of the hold, called the bilge stringer; one a little higher up, called the side stringer; one on the floor of the lower deck; and the upper-deck stringers that have been heard from already.
“You will take steps, will you?” This was a long, echoing rumble. It came from the frames; scores and scores of them, each one about eighteen inches distant from the next, and each riveted to the stringers in four places. “We think you will have a certain amount of trouble in that;” and thousands and thousands of the little rivets that held everything together whispered: “You will! You will! Stop quivering and be quiet. Hold on, brethren! Hold on! Hot punches! What’s that?”
Rivets have no teeth, so they can’t chatter with fright; but they did their best as a fluttering jar swept along the ship from stern to bow, and she shook like a rat in a terrier’s mouth.
An unusually severe pitch, for the sea was rising, had lifted the big throbbing screw nearly to the surface, and it was spinning round in a kind of soda water—half sea and half air—going much faster than was right, because there was no deep water for it to work in. As it sank again, the engines—and they were triple-expansion, three cylinders in a row—snorted through all their three pistons: “Was that a joke, you fellow outside? It’s an uncommonly poor one. How are we to do our work if you fly off the handle that way?”
“I didn’t fly off the handle,” said the screw, twirling huskily at the end of the screw shaft. “If I had, you’d have been scrap iron by this time. The sea dropped away from under me, and I had nothing to catch on to. That’s all.”