“To be everlastingly fed on scraps of horse-flesh,” it said, “when there were dozens of plump young women sitting in the stalls, under its very nose, was tantalizing to a degree.  Would Mr. Kelson kindly speak to whoever was responsible for such cruelty and negligence?”

A bear and a crocodile having been tamed in the same manner, and their remarks interpreted to the audience, the entertainment concluded.

The next day the papers were full of it.

The Planet, under the startling announcements—­

    “RECOVERY OF THE LOST SENSES. 
    MORE EXTRAORDINARY FEATS IN COCKSPUR STREET. 
    LEON HAMAR BECOMES INVISIBLE AT WILL,”

—­narrated all that had occurred.

The Monitor—­if anything more sensational—­declared—­

    “THE LANGUAGE OF ANIMALS DISCOVERED AT LAST! 
    THE PROBLEM OF BREATHING UNDER WATER—­SOLVED! 
    DEMATERIALIZATION AT WILL ESTABLISHED!”

And even the Courier—­the steady, ever cautious old Courier, England’s premier paper, created a precedent by the use of a quite conspicuously large type; vide the following—­

    “THE AGE OF MIRACLES REVIVED! 
    ACTUAL CASE OF SUBDUING AND CONVERSING WITH WILD ANIMALS. 
    RECOVERY OF THE PROPERTIES OF INVISIBILITY; OF WALKING ON WATER,
    AND OF BREATHING UNDER WATER.”

As before, there were innumerable cases of imitation, many of them, unhappily, resulting in the death of the imitator.  At Dover, for instance, a Congregationalist Minister convinced that he had the requisite amount of faith, announced from the pulpit, that he intended walking on the water, in the Harbour, after service.  Thousands flocked to see him, but despite the fact that he said “I will!  I will!” with the greatest emphasis, the unkind waves would not support him.  Indeed, since they swallowed him, it might almost be said that the Rev. S——­ supported the waves.

For two whole days there was regular stampedes of experimenters to Hyde Park and Regent’s Park, and the banks of their respective waters resounded with the words, “I will walk!  I will walk!” succeeded by splashes and cries for help.

Nor was the water feat the only one that induced imitators.  Crowds flocked to the Zoological Gardens, and the various houses were literally packed with people trying to get into conversation with the animals; these attempts being also marked by a large proportion of fatal results.  One old gentleman—­a Fellow of the Royal Society—­carried away in his enthusiasm to talk with a tiger, after making what he thought to be the correct signs, slipped his nose through the bars of the tiger’s cage, and had it promptly bitten off—­whilst a girl, in her endeavours to sniff the crocodiles, and so get in conversation with them, fell in their midst, and was torn to pieces before help arrived.

However, these fatalities only served as an advertisement to the firm, and hundreds of people, for whom there was not even standing room, were turned away from the house nightly.