“No!” laughed the star.  “Instead of firing him, I’m now bent on hiring him.  Oh, you’d better not laugh!  It’s to you I want to hire him!”

But at that the shining Planet laughed the more.

“What have I done to be worthy of this distinction?  Also, what can I do with him?  To paraphrase his own inimitable remark about your dog, what is the object of a man like that?  What is he for?”

Sharlee dilated on the renown of Mr. Queed as a writer upon abstruse themes.  Mr. West was not merely agreeable; he was interested.  It seemed that at the very last meeting of the Post directors—­to which body Mr. West had been elected at the stockholders’ meeting last June—­it had been decided that Colonel Cowles should have a little help in the editorial department.  The work was growing; the Colonel was ageing.  The point had been to find the help.  Who knew but what this little highbrow was the very man they were looking for?

“I’ll call on him—­at your aunt’s, shall I?—­to-day if I can.  Why, not a bit of it!  The thanks are quite the other way.  He may turn out another Charles A. Dana, cleverly disguised.  When are you going to have another half-holiday up there?”

Sharlee left the telephone thinking that Mr. West was quite the nicest man she knew.  Ninety-nine men out of a hundred, in his position, would have said, “Send him to see me.”  Mr. West had said, “I’ll call on him at your aunt’s,” and had absolutely refused to pose as the gracious dispenser of patronage.  However, a great many people shared Sharlee’s opinion of Charles Gardiner West.  One of them walked into his office at that very moment, also petitioning for something, and West received him with just that same unaffected pleasantness of manner which everybody found so agreeable.  But this one’s business, as it happened, completely knocked from Mr. West’s head the matter of Mr. Queed.  In fact, he never gave it another thought.  The following night he went to New York with a little party of friends, chiefly on pleasure bent; and, having no particularly frugal mind, permitted himself a very happy day or so in the metropolis.  Hence it happened that Sharlee, learning from her aunt that no Post directors had called forcing remunerative work on Mr. Queed, made it convenient, about five days after the telephone conversation, to meet Mr. West upon the street, quite by accident.  Any girl can tell you how it is done.

“Oh, by the way,” she said in the most casual way, “shall I send my little Doctor Queed to call upon you some day?”

West was agreeably contrite; abused himself for a shiftless lackwit who was slated for an unwept grave; promised to call that very day; and, making a memorandum the instant he got back to the office, this time did not fail to keep his word.