a man. For yf she had not she sayd she had ben
cleane caste awaye. xan. We haue as greate plentie
of suche housbandes, as of white crowes. Eulalya.
Now, but for werieng you? I coulde tell you
a thynge that chaunced a late in this same citye.
xantyppa. I haue litell to doe, and I lyke
your communicacyon very well. Eulalia.
There was a certaine gentilman he as suche sort
of men do, vsed much huntyng in the cuntre, where
he happened on a younge damoysell, a very pore womans
child on whom he doted a man well stryken in age,
and for her sake he lay often out of his owne house
his excuse was hunting. This mans wife an exceding
honest woman, halfe deale suspecte the mater, tried
out her husbandes falshed, on a tyme when he had
taken his iourney fourth of the town vnto some other
waies, she wente vnto that poore cotage and boulted
out all the hoole matter, where he laye on nights,
wheron he dranke, what thyng thei had to welcom
him withall. There was neither one thyng nor
other, but bare walles. This good woman returned
home, and sone after came againe brynginge with
her a good soft bed, and al therto belongyng and
certain plate besydes that she gaue them moneye,
chargynge them that if the Gentilman came agayne,
they shold entreate him better not beyng knowen
al this while that she was his wyfe, but fayued
her to be her sister. Not long after her husband
stale thether againe, he sawe the howse otherwyse
decked, and better fare then he was wounte to haue.
He asked, frome whence commeth al this goodly gere?
They sayde that an honeste matrone, a kynsewoman of
hys hadde broughte it thyther and commaunded thenm
that he should be well cherished when so euer he
came, by and by his hart gaue him that it was hys
wiues dede, whan he came home he demaunded of her
yf she hadde bene there or nay, she sayd yea.
Then he asked her for what purpose she sente all
that housholde stuffe thyther. Man (said she)
ye haue ben tenderly brought vp. I perceiued
that ye were but corslie handled there, me thought
that it was my part, seing it was your wyll and
pleasure to be there ye shoulde be better loked to.
Xantippa. She was one of goddes fooles.
I woulde rather for a bed haue layd vnder him a
bundel of nettels: or a burden of thistels.
Eula. But here the end her husbande perceyuyng
the honeste of her great pacience neuer after laye
from her, but made good cheare at home with his
owne. I am sure ye knowe Gilberte the holander.
Xan. Very well. Eu. He (as it is not
vnknowen maried an old wife in his florishing youth.
Xan. Per aduenture he maried the good and notthe
woman. Eulalia. There sayde ye well, setting
lytell stoore by hys olde wife, hunted a callette,
with whom he kept much companie abrode, he dined
or supped litell at home. What wouldest thou
haue sayd to ye gere. Xantip. What woulde
I a said? I wolde haue flowen to the hores
toppe and I wolde haue crowned myne husbande at
hys oute goinge to her with a pysbowle, that he so
embawlmed might haue gon vnto his souerayne ladie.