Respectfully yours,
SISTER JANE.
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P.S.—Surreptitiously enclosed by Mrs. John.
DEAR MR. ARCHITECT: Jane has just read her letter to you aloud for John’s and my benefit. John listened to the end without moving a muscle. When she wound up with the garden of Eden, he got up, took off his hat (he will keep it on in the house), made a fearfully low bow and said, “Perfectly magnificent, Jane! I begin to feel like old Adam, already.” Then he burst out laughing and took himself out of the room, leaving the door wide open, of course, and kicking up the corner of the door-mat. You see he’s one of those men who think home isn’t home-like unless it’s sort of free and easy. He’d be perfectly willing to eat and sleep and live in the kitchen,—if I had the work to do; and though he likes pretty things, and would feel dreadfully if I didn’t look about so, has a perfect horror of smart housekeepers, and thinks women who care for nothing else the most disagreeable people in the world.
The trouble with Jane’s letter is that she doesn’t go into particulars enough, and that’s why I want to add a postscript. I wish I could describe the kitchen in the house where she has been living. The people had so much confidence in her judgment, that they just allowed her to fix things as she chose, and it’s really quite a study. It mightn’t suit anybody else, but it shows what may be done.