which would be set down for absurd caricature on the
boards of a comic theatre.’ Lamb is described
by Carlyle as ’the leanest of mankind; tiny black
breeches buttoned to the knee-cap and no further,
surmounting spindle legs also in black, face and head
fineish, black, bony, lean, and of a Jew type rather’;
and Talfourd says that the best portrait of him is
his own description of Braham—’a
compound of the Jew, the gentleman, and the angel.’
William Godwin was ’short and stout, his clothes
loosely and carelessly put on, and usually old and
worn; his hands were generally in his pockets; he
had a remarkably large, bald head, and a weak voice;
seeming generally half asleep when he walked, and even
when he talked.’ Lord Charlemont spoke
of David Hume as more like a ’turtle-eating
alderman’ than ‘a refined philosopher.’
Mary Russell Mitford was ill-naturedly described
by L.E.L. as ‘Sancho Panza in petticoats!’;
and as for poor Rogers, who was somewhat cadaverous,
the descriptions given of him are quite dreadful.
Lord Dudley once asked him ’why, now that he
could afford it, he did not set up his hearse,’
and it is said that Sydney Smith gave him mortal offence
by recommending him ’when he sat for his portrait
to be drawn saying his prayers, with his face hidden
in his hands,’ christened him the ‘Death
dandy,’ and wrote underneath a picture of him,
‘Painted in his lifetime.’ We must
console ourselves—if not with Mr. Hardy’s
statement that ’ideal physical beauty is incompatible
with mental development, and a full recognition of
the evil of things’—at least with
the pictures of those who had some comeliness, and
grace, and charm. Dr. Grosart says of a miniature
of Edmund Spenser, ’It is an exquisitely beautiful
face. The brow is ample, the lips thin but mobile,
the eyes a grayish-blue, the hair and beard a golden
red (as of “red monie” of the ballads)
or goldenly chestnut, the nose with semi-transparent
nostril and keen, the chin firm-poised, the expression
refined and delicate. Altogether just such “presentment”
of the Poet of Beauty par excellence, as one would
have imagined.’ Antony Wood describes
Sir Richard Lovelace as being, at the age of sixteen,
’the most amiable and beautiful person that
ever eye beheld.’ Nor need we wonder at
this when we remember the portrait of Lovelace that
hangs at Dulwich College. Barry Cornwall, described
himself by S. C. Hall as ’a decidedly rather
pretty little fellow,’ said of Keats: ’His
countenance lives in my mind as one of singular beauty
and brightness,—it had an expression as
if he had been looking on some glorious sight.’
Chatterton and Byron were splendidly handsome, and
beauty of a high spiritual order may be claimed both
for Milton and Shelley, though an industrious gentleman
lately wrote a book in two volumes apparently for the
purpose of proving that the latter of these two poets
had a snub nose. Hazlitt once said that ’A
man’s life may be a lie to himself and others,
and yet a picture painted of him by a great artist