It may have held (to shoot some
random shots)
Thy brains, Eliza
Fry! or Baron Byron’s;
The wits of Nelly Gwynne or Doctor
Watts—
Two quoted bards.
Two philanthropic sirens.
But this, I trust, is clearly understood,
If man or woman,
if adored or hated—
Whoever own’d this Skull was
not so good
Nor quite so bad
as many may have stated;
are considered by him to be ‘sportive and brightsome’ and full of ‘playful humor,’ and ’two things especially are to be noted in them—individuality and directness of expression.’ Individuality and directness of expression! We wonder what Mr. Matthews thinks these words mean.
Unfortunate Mr. Locker with his uncouth American admirer! How he must blush to read these heavy panegyrics! Indeed, Mr. Matthews himself has at least one fit of remorse for his attempt to class Mr. Locker’s work with the work of Mr. Austin Dobson, but like most fits of remorse it leads to nothing. On the very next page we have the complaint that Mr. Dobson’s verse has not ‘the condensed clearness’ and the ‘incisive vigor’ of Mr. Locker’s. Mr. Matthews should confine himself to his clever journalistic articles on Euchre, Poker, bad French and old jokes. On these subjects he can, to use an expression of his own, ‘write funny.’ He ‘writes funny,’ too, upon literature, but the fun is not quite so amusing.
Pen and Ink: Papers on Subjects of More or Less Importance. By Brander Matthews. (Longmans, Green and Co.)
SOME LITERARY NOTES—III
(Woman’s World, March 1889.)