which turned out to be no better than copper gilt;
another had a long bill for oats, the half of which
never went into the granary to my certain knowledge,
and the other half was not fit for the cattle to touch;
but the bargain was made the week before the election,
and the coach and saddle-horses were got into order
for the day, besides a vote fairly got by them oats;
so no more reasoning on that head. But then there
was no end to them that were telling Sir Condy he had
engaged to make their sons excisemen, or high constables,
or the like; and as for them that had bills to give
in for liquor, and beds, and straw, and ribands, and
horses, and post-chaises for the gentlemen freeholders
that came from all parts and other counties to vote
for my master, and were not, to be sure, to be at
any charges, there was no standing against all these;
and, worse than all, the gentlemen of my master’s
committee, who managed all for him, and talked how
they’d bring him in without costing him a penny,
and subscribed by hundreds very genteelly, forgot to
pay their subscriptions, and had laid out in agents’
and lawyers’ fees and secret service money to
the Lord knows how much; and my master could never
ask one of them for their subscription you are sensible,
nor for the price of a fine horse he had sold one
of them; so it all was left at his door. He could
never, God bless him again! I say, bring himself
to ask a gentleman for money, despising such sort
of conversation himself; but others, who were not
gentlemen born, behaved very uncivil in pressing him
at this very time, and all he could do to content ’em
all was to take himself out of the way as fast as
possible to Dublin, where my lady had taken a house
fitting for him as a member of Parliament, to attend
his duty in there all the winter. I was very lonely
when the whole family was gone, and all the things
they had ordered to go, and forgot, sent after them
by the car. There was then a great silence in
Castle Rackrent, and I went moping from room to room,
hearing the doors clap for want of right locks, and
the wind through the broken windows, that the glazier
never would come to mend, and the rain coming through
the roof and best ceilings all over the house for want
of the slater, whose bill was not paid, besides our
having no slates or shingles for that part of the
old building which was shingled and burnt when the
chimney took fire, and had been open to the weather
ever since. I took myself to the servants’
hall in the evening to smoke my pipe as usual, but
missed the bit of talk we used to have there sadly,
and ever after was content to stay in the kitchen
and boil my little potatoes, [my little
potatoes.—Thady does not mean by this
expression that his potatoes were less than other
people’s, or less than the usual size.
Little is here used only as an Italian diminutive,
expressive of fondness.] and put up my bed there,
and every post-day I looked in the newspaper, but
no news of my master in the House; he never spoke good