disturbing the peace of the county, besides the expense,
which was no trifle; but all his friends called upon
one another to subscribe, and they formed themselves
into a committee, and wrote all his circular letters
for him, and engaged all his agents, and did all the
business unknown to him; and he was well pleased that
it should be so at last, and my lady herself was very
sanguine about the election; and there was open house
kept night and day at Castle Rackrent, and I thought
I never saw my lady look so well in her life as she
did at that time. There were grand dinners, and
all the gentlemen drinking success to Sir Condy till
they were carried off; and then dances and balls,
and the ladies all finishing with a raking pot of tea
in the morning [See
glossary 25]. Indeed,
it was well the company made it their choice to sit
up all nights, for there were not half beds enough
for the sights of people that were in it, though there
were shake-downs in the drawing-room always made up
before sunrise for those that liked it. For my
part, when I saw the doings that were going on, and
the loads of claret that went down the throats of them
that had no right to be asking for it, and the sights
of meat that went up to table and never came down,
besides what was carried off to one or t’other
below stair, I couldn’t but pity my poor master,
who was to pay for all; but I said nothing, for fear
of gaining myself ill-will. The day of election
will come some time or other, says I to myself, and
all will be over; and so it did, and a glorious day
it was as any I ever had the happiness to see.
‘Huzza! huzza! Sir Condy Rackrent for ever!’
was the first thing I hears in the morning, and the
same and nothing else all day, and not a soul sober
only just when polling, enough to give their votes
as became ’em, and to stand the browbeating
of the lawyers, who came tight enough upon us; and
many of our freeholders were knocked off; having never
a freehold that they could safely swear to, and Sir
Condy was not willing to have any man perjure himself
for his sake, as was done on the other side, God knows;
but no matter for that. Some of our friends were
dumbfounded by the lawyers asking them: Had they
ever been upon the ground where their freeholds lay?
Now, Sir Condy being tender of the consciences of
them that had not been on the ground, and so could
not swear to a freehold when cross-examined by them
lawyers, sent out for a couple of cleavesful of the
sods of his farm of Gulteeshinnagh; [At St. Patrick’s
meeting, London, March 1806, the Duke of Sussex said
he had the honour of bearing an Irish title, and,
with the permission of the company, he should tell
them an anecdote of what he had experienced on his
travels. When he was at Rome he went to visit
an Irish seminary, and when they heard who it was,
and that he had an Irish title, some of them asked
him, ’Please your Royal Highness, since you are
an Irish peer, will you tell us if you ever trod upon