if it had so pleased God, upon a lady who would have
become them better. All these civilities wrought
little with my lady, for she had taken an unaccountable
prejudice against the country, and everything belonging
to it, and was so partial to her native land, that
after parting with the cook, which she did immediately
upon my master’s decease, I never knew her easy
one instant, night or day, but when she was packing
up to leave us. Had she meant to make any stay
in Ireland, I stood a great chance of being a great
favourite with her; for when she found I understood
the weathercock, she was always finding some pretence
to be talking to me, and asking me which way the wind
blew, and was it likely, did I think, to continue
fair for England. But when I saw she had made
up her mind to spend the rest of her days upon her
own income and jewels in England, I considered her
quite as a foreigner, and not at all any longer as
part of the family. She gave no vails to the
servants at Castle Rackrent at parting, notwithstanding
the old proverb of ‘as rich as a Jew,’
which she, being a Jewish, they built upon with reason.
But from first to last she brought nothing but misfortunes
amongst us; and if it had not been all along with
her, his honour, Sir Kit, would have been now alive
in all appearance. Her diamond cross was, they
say, at the bottom of it all; and it was a shame for
her, being his wife, not to show more duty, and to
have given it up when he condescended to ask so often
for such a bit of a trifle in his distresses, especially
when he all along made it no secret he married for
money. But we will not bestow another thought
upon her. This much I thought it lay upon my conscience
to say, in justice to my poor master’s memory.
’Tis an ill wind that blows nobody no good:
the same wind that took the Jew Lady Rackrent over
to England brought over the new heir to Castle Rackrent.
Here let me pause for breath in my story, for though
I had a great regard for every member of the family,
yet without compare Sir Conolly, commonly called,
for short, amongst his friends, Sir Condy Rackrent,
was ever my great favourite, and, indeed, the most
universally beloved man I had ever seen or heard of,
not excepting his great ancestor Sir Patrick, to whose
memory he, amongst other instances of generosity, erected
a handsome marble stone in the church of Castle Rackrent,
setting forth in large letters his age, birth, parentage,
and many other virtues, concluding with the compliment
so justly due, that ’Sir Patrick Rackrent lived
and died a monument of old Irish hospitality.’
CONTINUATION OF THE MEMOIRS OF THE RACKRENT FAMILY
HISTORY OF SIR CONOLLY RACKRENT