set my eyes on a finer figure of a man, quite another
sort from Sir Murtagh, though withal,
to me,
a family likeness. A fine life we should have
led, had he stayed amongst us, God bless him!
He valued a guinea as little as any man: money
to him was no more than dirt, and his gentleman and
groom, and all belonging to him, the same; but the
sporting season over, he grew tired of the place, and
having got down a great architect for the house, and
an improver for the grounds, and seen their plans
and elevations, he fixed a day for settling with the
tenants, but went off in a whirlwind to town, just
as some of them came into the yard in the morning.
A circular letter came next post from the new agent,
with news that the master was sailed for England,
and he must remit L500 to Bath for his use before a
fortnight was at an end; bad news still for the poor
tenants, no change still for the better with them.
Sir Kit Rackrent, my young master, left all to the
agent; and though he had the spirit of a prince, and
lived away to the honour of his country abroad, which
I was proud to hear of, what were we the better for
that at home? The agent was one of your middlemen,
who grind the face of the poor, and can never bear
a man with a hat upon his head: he ferreted the
tenants out of their lives; not a week without a call
for money, drafts upon drafts from Sir Kit; but I laid
it all to the fault of the agent; for, says I, what
can Sir Kit do with so much cash, and he a single
man?
[Middlemen.—There was a class of men,
termed middlemen, in Ireland, who took large farms
on long leases from gentlemen of landed property, and
let the land again in small portions to the poor, as
under-tenants, at exorbitant rents. The head
landlord, as he was called, seldom saw his under-tenants;
but if he could not get the middleman to pay him
his rent punctually, he went to his
land, and drove the land for
his rent; that is to say, he sent his steward,
or bailiff, or driver, to the land to seize the cattle,
hay, corn, flax, oats, or potatoes, belonging to the
under-tenants, and proceeded to sell these for his
rents. It sometimes happened that these unfortunate
tenants paid their rent twice over, once to the middleman,
and once to the head landlord.
The characteristics of a middleman were servility
to his superiors and tyranny towards his inferiors:
the poor detested this race of beings. In speaking
to them, however, they always used the most abject
language, and the most humble tone and posture—’please
your honour; and please your
honour’s honour,’ they knew must
be repeated as a charm at the beginning and end of
every equivocating, exculpatory, or supplicatory sentence;
and they were much more alert in doffing their caps
to those new men than to those of what they call good
old families. A witty carpenter once
termed these middlemen journeymen gentlemen.]