never thought of coming near Castle Rackrent without
a present of something or other—nothing
too much or too little for my lady—eggs,
honey, butter, meal, fish, game, grouse, and herrings,
fresh or salt, all went for something. As for
their young pigs, we had them, and the best bacon and
hams they could make up, with all young chickens in
spring; but they were a set of poor wretches, and
we had nothing but misfortunes with them, always breaking
and running away. This, Sir Murtagh and my lady
said, was all their former landlord Sir Patrick’s
fault, who let ’em all get the half-year’s
rent into arrear; there was something in that to be
sure. But Sir Murtagh was as much the contrary
way; for let alone making English tenants [See glossary
7] of them, every soul, he was always driving and
driving, and pounding and pounding, and canting and
canting [See glossary 8], and replevying and
replevying, and he made a good living of trespassing
cattle; there was always some tenant’s pig, or
horse, or cow, or calf, or goose, trespassing, which
was so great a gain to Sir Murtagh, that he did not
like to hear me talk of repairing fences. Then
his heriots and duty-work [See glossary 9] brought
him in something, his turf was cut, his potatoes set
and dug, his hay brought home, and, in short, all
the work about his house done for nothing; for in all
our leases there were strict clauses heavy with penalties,
which Sir Murtagh knew well how to enforce; so many
days’ duty-work of man and horse, from every
tenant, he was to have, and had, every year; and when
a man vexed him, why, the finest day he could pitch
on, when the cratur was getting in his own harvest,
or thatching his cabin, Sir Murtagh made it a principle
to call upon him and his horse; so he taught ’em
all, as he said, to know the law of landlord and tenant.
As for law, I believe no man, dead or alive, ever
loved it so well as Sir Murtagh. He had once
sixteen suits pending at a time, and I never saw him
so much himself: roads, lanes, bogs, wells, ponds,
eel-wires, orchards, trees, tithes, vagrants, gravelpits,
sandpits, dunghills, and nuisances, everything upon
the face of the earth furnished him good matter for
a suit. He used to boast that he had a lawsuit
for every letter in the alphabet. How I used
to wonder to see Sir Murtagh in the midst of the papers
in his office! Why, he could hardly turn about
for them. I made bold to shrug my shoulders once
in his presence, and thanked my stars I was not born
a gentleman to so much toil and trouble; but Sir Murtagh
took me up short with his old proverb, ‘learning
is better than house or land.’ Out of forty-nine
suits which he had, he never lost one but seventeen
[See glossary 10]; the rest he gained with costs,
double costs, treble costs sometimes; but even that
did not pay. He was a very learned man in the
law, and had the character of it; but how it was I
can’t tell, these suits that he carried cost
him a power of money: in the end he sold some
hundreds a year of the family estate; but he was a
very learned man in the law, and I know nothing of
the matter, except having a great regard for the family;
and I could not help grieving when he sent me to post
up notices of the sale of the fee simple of the lands
and appurtenances of Timoleague.