The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 47 pages of information about The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction.

The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 47 pages of information about The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction.
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  As riddled ashes—­silent as the grave. 
  Walks not Contagion on the Air itself? 
  I should—­old Ocean’s Saturnalian days
  And roaring nights of revelry and sport
  With wreck and human woe—­be loth to sing;
  For they are few, and all their ills weigh light
  Against his sacred usefulness, that bids
  Our pensile globe revolve in purer air. 
  Here Morn and Eve with blushing thanks receive
  Their fresh’ning dews, gay fluttering breezes cool
  Their wings to fan the brow of fever’d climes,
  And here the Spring dips down her emerald urn
  For showers to glad the earth.

                        Old Ocean was
  Infinity of ages ere we breathed
  Existence—­and he will be beautiful
  When all the living world that sees him now
  Shall roll unconscious dust around the sun. 
  Quelling from age to age the vital throb
  In human hearts, Death shall not subjugate
  The pulse that swells in his stupendous breast,
  Or interdict his minstrelsy to sound
  In thund’ring concert with the quiring winds;
  But long as Man to parent Nature owns
  Instinctive homage, and in times beyond
  The power of thought to reach, bard after bard
  Shall sing thy glory, BEATIFIC SEA!

Metropolitan.[3]

    [3] With such a poem as this, even occasionally, the
    Metropolitan must take high ground.

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THE LATE MR. ABERNETHY.

Mr. Abernethy, although amiable and good-natured, with strong feelings, possessed an irritable temper, which made him very petulant and impatient at times with his patients and medical men who applied to him for his opinion and advice on cases.  When one of the latter asked him once, whether he did not think that some plan which he suggested would answer, the only reply he could obtain was, “Ay, ay, put a little salt on a bird’s tail, and you’ll be sure to catch him.”  When consulted on a case by the ordinary medical attendant, he would frequently pace the room to and fro with his hands in his breeches’ pockets, and whistle all the time, and not say a word, but to tell the practitioner to go home and read his book. “Read my book” was a very frequent reply to his patients also; and he could seldom be prevailed upon to prescribe or give an opinion, if the case was one which appeared to depend upon improper dieting.  A country farmer, of immense weight, came from a distance to consult him, and having given an account of his daily meals, which showed no small degree of addiction to animal food, Mr. Abernethy said, “Go away, sir, I won’t attempt to prescribe for such a hog.”

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