But there was one other heart present that did not enter into the merriment of the scene, which was that of the simple Phoebe Wilkins, the housekeeper’s niece.  The poor girl has continued to pine and whine for some time past, in consequence of the obstinate coldness of her lover; never was a little flirtation more severely punished.  She appeared this day on the green, gallanted by a smart servant out of livery, and had evidently resolved to try the hazardous experiment of awakening the jealousy of her lover.  She was dressed in her very best; affected an air of great gaiety:  talked loud and girlishly, and laughed when there was nothing to laugh at.  There was, however, an aching, heavy heart, in the poor baggage’s bosom, in spite of all her levity.  Her eye turned every now and then in quest of her reckless lover, and her cheek grew pale, and her fictitious gaiety vanished, on seeing him paying his rustic homage to the little May-day Queen.

My attention was now diverted by a fresh stir and bustle.  Music was heard from a distance; a banner was seen advancing up the road, preceded by a rustic band playing something like a march, and followed by a sturdy throng of country lads, the chivalry of a neighbouring and rival village.

[Illustration:  May-Day Melee]

No sooner had they reached the green than they challenged the heroes of the day to new trials of strength and activity.  Several gymnastic contests ensued for the honour of the respective villages.  In the course of these exercises, young Tibbets and the champion of the adverse party had an obstinate match at wrestling.  They tugged, and strained, and panted, without either getting the mastery, until both came to the ground, and rolled upon the green.  Just then the disconsolate Phoebe came by.  She saw her recreant lover in fierce contest, as she thought, and in danger.  In a moment pride, pique, and coquetry were forgotten; she rushed into the ring, seized upon the rival champion by the hair, and was on the point of wreaking on him her puny vengeance, when a buxom, strapping, country lass, the sweetheart of the prostrate swain, pounced upon her like a hawk, and would have stripped her of her fine plumage in a twinkling, had she also not been seized in her turn.

A complete tumult ensued.  The chivalry of the two villages became embroiled.  Blows began to be dealt, and sticks to be flourished.  Phoebe was carried off from the field in hysterics.  In vain did the sages of the village interfere.  The sententious apothecary endeavoured to pour the soothing oil of his philosophy upon this tempestuous sea of passion, but was tumbled into the dust.  Slingsby, the pedagogue, who is a great lover of peace, went into the middle of the throng, as marshal of the day, to put an end to the commotion, but was rent in twain, and came out with his garment hanging in two strips from his shoulders; upon which the prodigal son dashed in with fury to revenge the insult which his patron had sustained.  The tumult thickened; I caught glimpses of the jockey-cap of old Christy, like the helmet of a chieftain, bobbing about in the midst of the scuffle; while Mrs. Hannah, separated from her doughty protector, was squalling and striking at right and left with a faded parasol; being tossed and tousled about by the crowd in such wise as never happened to maiden gentlewoman before.