Title:  Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, January 16, 1892

Author:  Various

Release Date:  November 30, 2004 [EBook #14217]

Language:  English

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PUNCH,

Or the London charivari.

Vol. 102.

January 16, 1892.

[Illustration:  Les FRANCAIS PEINTS par eux-MEMES (et ILLUSTRES par nous).

“O Juliette!” S’ECRIA Oscar, en S’ASSEYANT A Cote D’ELLE Sur La Pierre
TUMULAIRE, “EPOUSE de Mon Meilleur Ami!  JE Jure QUE JE T’ADORE!  JE
Jure ICI, Sur La Tombe de Ma Sainte mere, QUI BENIT NOS amours de La
Haut!”]

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CABITAL!

Sir,—­The proposal to extend the Cab Radius to five miles from Charing Cross is good in its way, but it does not go far enough.  My idea is that the cheap cab-fare should include any place in the Home Counties.  Cabmen should also be prevented by law from refusing to take a person, say, from Piccadilly to St. Albans, on the plea that their horse “could not do the distance.”  All assertions of that kind should be punished as perjury.  Cabmen are notoriously untruthful.  Why should not Cab Proprietors, too, be obliged to keep relays of horses at convenient spots on all the main roads out of Town in case a horse really proves unequal to going fifteen miles or so into the country, in addition to a hard day’s work in London?—­Yours unselfishly,

St. Albans.  Northward Ho!

Sir,—­Why will people libel the Suburbs, and keep on describing them as dull?  I am sure that a place which, like the one I write from, contains a Lawn Tennis Club (entrance into which we keep very select), a Circulating Library, where all the new books of two years’ back are obtainable without much delay, a couple of handsome and ascetic young Curates, and a public Park, capable of holding twenty-six perambulators and as many nursemaids at one and the same time, can only fitly be described as an Elysium.  Still, we should be grateful for better facilities for getting away from its delights now and then, and this proposal to extend the Cab Radius has the warmest support of Yours,

Easily satisfied.

Sir,—­By all means let us have cheaper Cabs in Greater London!  The County Council should subsidise a lot of Cabs, to ply exclusively between London and the outskirts.  Or why not a Government Cab Purchase Bill, like the Irish Land Purchase one?  We want a special Minister for Public Locomotion—­perhaps Lord Randolph Churchill would accept the post?