obliterated by his hat there are not expressions in Johnson’s Dictionary to state.  But I safely put the street door on the jar and got behind the Major’s blinds with my shawl on and my mind made up the moment I saw danger to rush out screeching till my voice failed me and catch the Major round the neck till my strength went and have all parties bound.  I had not been behind the blinds a quarter of an hour when I saw Mr. Buffle approaching with his Collecting-books in his hand.  The Major likewise saw him approaching and hummed louder and himself approached.  They met before the Airy railings.  The Major takes off his hat at arm’s length and says “Mr. Buffle I believe?” Mr. Buffle takes off his hat at arm’s length and says “That is my name sir.”  Says the Major “Have you any commands for me, Mr. Buffle?” Says Mr. Buffle “Not any sir.”  Then my dear both of ’em bowed very low and haughty and parted, and whenever Mr. Buffle made his rounds in future him and the Major always met and bowed before the Airy railings, putting me much in mind of Hamlet and the other gentleman in mourning before killing one another, though I could have wished the other gentleman had done it fairer and even if less polite no poison.

Mr. Buffle’s family were not liked in this neighbourhood, for when you are a householder my dear you’ll find it does not come by nature to like the Assessed, and it was considered besides that a one-horse pheayton ought not to have elevated Mrs. Buffle to that height especially when purloined from the Taxes which I myself did consider uncharitable.  But they were not liked and there was that domestic unhappiness in the family in consequence of their both being very hard with Miss Buffle and one another on account of Miss Buffle’s favouring Mr. Buffle’s articled young gentleman, that it was whispered that Miss Buffle would go either into a consumption or a convent she being so very thin and off her appetite and two close-shaved gentlemen with white bands round their necks peeping round the corner whenever she went out in waistcoats resembling black pinafores.  So things stood towards Mr. Buffle when one night I was woke by a frightful noise and a smell of burning, and going to my bedroom window saw the whole street in a glow.  Fortunately we had two sets empty just then and before I could hurry on some clothes I heard the Major hammering at the attics’ doors and calling out “Dress yourselves!—­Fire!  Don’t be frightened!—­Fire!  Collect your presence of mind!—­Fire!  All right—­Fire!” most tremenjously.  As I opened my bedroom door the Major came tumbling in over himself and me, and caught me in his arms.  “Major” I says breathless “where is it?” “I don’t know dearest madam” says the Major—­“Fire!  Jemmy Jackman will defend you to the last drop of his blood—­Fire!  If the dear boy was at home what a treat this would be for him—­Fire!” and altogether very collected and bold except that he couldn’t say