Title:  Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, Jan. 2, 1892

Author:  Various

Release Date:  November 28, 2004 [EBook #14199]

Language:  English

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PUNCH,

Or the London charivari.

Vol. 102.

January 2, 1892.

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[Illustration:  The Duke of Devonshire.]

Born, April 27th, 1808.  Died, December 21st, 1891.

Learned, large-hearted, liberal Lord of Land, As clear of head as generous of hand, He lived his honourable length of days, A “Duke” whom doughtiest Democrat might praise.  “Leader” in truth, though not with gifts of tongue, Full many a “Friend of Man” the muse has sung Unworthier than patrician Cavendish.  Seeing him pass who may forbear the wish, Would more were like him!—­Then the proud command, “Noblesse oblige” e’en Mobs might understand!

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After dinner—­at the close of the year.

    Scene—­A Private Room in a well-known Dining Hotel.  Eminent
    Politicians discussing “shop” over their walnuts before
    dispersing for the Christmas holidays.

First Eminent Politician.  I say that recent speech of yours at Skegness was a little strong.  Preferring the Navy to the Army!  Although the Army is of course the “Best possible Army,” and all that!  Eh?  I say it was a little too thick!

Second Em.  Pol. (quickly).  Not a bit of it!  You don’t know how well we are getting on at Pall Mall.  I give you my word everything’s first-rate.  Department working splendidly.  You can’t say that at Whitehall and Somerset House?

First Em.  Pol. (warmly).  Not say it!  We do!  Everything’s most satisfactory.  Discipline splendid.  Never had such a fine Fleet.  And the fireworks we had at the Royal Naval Exhibition all through the Summer!  Well you ought to have seen them!

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Second Em.  Pol. (carelessly).  Yes, I daresay.  But what have fireworks got to do with the Navy?

First Em.  Pol. Why they increased our recruiting awfully.  Fellows went to the Royal Naval Exhibition and saw all sorts of good things, automatic weighing machine, a fishing-smack, and Nelson wax-works—­and—­and that kind of thing you know, and joined the Navy!  Precious good thing for the Service, I can tell you.