“At that time there happened to be a Hindoo widow somewhere in those parts.  This lady was very rich, very young, very beautiful, and very fond of tormenting her admirers.  And, as fate would have it, the travelling Englishman was completely taken captive by this dark beauty; and taking advantage of the hold she had obtained upon his heart, she amused herself by making him do all sorts of out of the way things.  Sometimes she would bid him let his moustache grow, then she would order him to cut it off; he had to worship Brahma, adopt the fashion of the Hindoos, and had even to undergo the indignity of having his head tied up in a dirty pocket-handkerchief.”

“That is to say,” remarked Jack, “that the lady, not having a pug or a monkey, made Sir Marmaduke a substitute for both.”

“Very likely, but still Sir Marmaduke was no fool; he was, on the contrary, a gentleman and a philosopher.”

“I doubt that,” said Jack.

“You are wrong, then.  You have been brought up in an out of the way part of the world, and are not familiar with the usages of civilized society.  When once a man has allowed the tender passion to take root in his breast, it cannot afterwards be extinguished at will; it grows and grows like an oil spot, so that what might easily have been mastered at first, makes us in time its devoted slave.”

“I cannot admit,” said Fritz, “that any sensible man would allow himself to be treated in the way you state.”

“The wisest and bravest have often, for all that, been obliged to bend their heads to such circumstances; in fact, those only escape whose hearts have been steeled by time or adversity.  Well, nothing would please the lady in one of her caprices short of Sir Marmaduke’s going alone to the jungle and killing a tiger or two for her.  This caused him some little uneasiness.”

“I should think so,” remarked Jack, “unless he had been accustomed to face the animals.”

“However, the widow’s hand was to be the reward of the achievement, and the thing must consequently be done.  Being, however, as I have said, a bit of a philosopher, he considered with himself that if, by chance, he should perish in the attempt he would lose the widow all the same, and that he could not think of with any thing like equanimity.  To extricate himself from this dilemma he sent a despatch to an enterprising friend of his, then stationed with his regiment at Calcutta, requesting his advice.”

“And this friend, no doubt, sent him a couple of tigers all ready trussed?”

“No, better than that; he sent him a strong iron cage fifteen feet square, very solid.  This was shipped on board a cutter commanded by Captain Littlestone, and I was entrusted with the task of erecting it on shore, whilst an express was sent off to Sir Marmaduke.”

“Ah!” said Jack, “I begin to understand now.”

“Well, he rigged himself in tiger-hunting costume, went and bade the lady good-bye, who coolly wished him good sport, mounted a horse, and rode off to conquer a lady who, as a proof of her affection, had so cavalierly consigned him to the tender mercies of the wild beasts.”