CHAPTER XI
Penhallow himself drove his guest to meet the night express to the East, and well pleased with his day returned to find his wife talking with Rivers and John. He sat down with them at the fire in the hall, saying, “I wanted to keep Woodburn longer, but he was wise not to stay. What are you two talking over—you were laughing?”
“I,” said Rivers, “was hearing how that very courteous gentleman chanced to dine with these mortal enemies who stole his property. I kept quiet, Mrs. Penhallow said nothing, John ate his dinner, and no one quarrelled. I longed for Mr. Grey—”
“For shame,” said Mrs. Ann. “Tell him why we were laughing—it was at nothing particular.”
“It was about poor old Mrs. Burton.”
“What about her? If you can make that widow interesting in any way, I shall be grateful.”
“It was about her dead husband—”
“Am I to hear it or not?” said Penhallow. “What is it?”
“Why, what she said was that she was more than ever confirmed in her belief in special Providences, because Malcolm was so fond of tomatoes, and this year of his death not one of their tomatoes ripened.”
The Squire’s range of enjoyment of the comic had limitations, but this story was immensely enjoyed and to his taste. He laughed in his hearty way. “Did she tell you that, Mark, or has it improved in your hands?”
“No—no, I got it from Grace, and he had it from the widow. I do not think it seemed the least bit funny to Grace.”
“But after all,” said Mrs. Ann, “is it so very comic?”
“Oh, now,” said Penhallow, “we are in for a discussion on special Providences. I can’t stand it to-night; I want something more definite. My manager says sometimes, ‘I want to close out this-here business.’ Now I want to close out this abominable business about my poor Josiah. You and your aunt, John, have been, as you may know, breaking the law of your country—”
Rivers, surprised and still partially ignorant, looked from one to another.
“Oh, James!” remonstrated his wife, not overpleased.