Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 2, 1891 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 40 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 2, 1891.

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 2, 1891 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 40 pages of information about Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 2, 1891.

    [He leaves the packet of MSS. on a chair, and rushes out;
    HEDDA hides the packet as BRACK enters.

Brack. Another early call, you see!  My party was such a singularly animated soiree that I haven’t undressed all night.  Oh, it was the liveliest affair conceivable!  And, like a true Norwegian host, I tracked LOeVBORG home; and it is only my duty, as a friend of the house, and cock of the walk, to take the first opportunity of telling you that he finished up the evening by coming to mere loggerheads with a red-haired opera-singer, and being taken off to the police-station!  You mustn’t have him here any more.  Remember our little triple alliance!

Hedda (her smile fading away).  You are certainly a dangerous person—­but you must not get a hold over me!

Brack (ambiguously).  What an idea!  But I might—­I am an insinuating dog.  Good morning! [Goes out.

Loevborg (bursting in, confused and excited).  I suppose you’ve heard where I’ve been?

Hedda (evasively).  I heard you had a very jolly party at Judge BRACK’s. [Mrs. ELVSTED comes in.

Loevborg.  It’s all over.  I don’t mean to do any more work.  I’ve no use for a companion now, THEA.  Go home to your Sheriff!

Mrs. E. (agitated).  Never!  I want to be with you when your book comes out!

Loevborg.  It won’t come out—­I’ve torn it up! (Mrs. E. rushes out, wringing her hands.) Mrs. TESMAN, I told her a lie—­but no matter.  I haven’t torn my book up—­I’ve done worse!  I’ve taken it about to several parties, and it’s been through a police-row with me—­now I’ve lost it.  Even if I found it again, it wouldn’t be the same—­not to me!  I am a Norwegian literary man, and peculiar.  So I must make an end of it altogether!

Hedda.  Quite so—­but look here, you must do it beautifully.  I don’t insist on your putting vine-leaves in your hair—­but do it beautifully. (Fetches pistol.) See, here is one of General GABLER’s pistols—­do it with that!

Loevborg. Thanks!

    [He takes the pistol, and goes out through the hall-door;
    as soon as he has gone, HEDDA brings out the manuscript, and
    puts it on the fire, whispering to herself, as Curtain falls.

* * * * *

CAN A MAN IMPRISON HIS WIFE?

(AN AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL CONSIDERATION OF THE QUESTION, BY AN EMINENT LEGAL AUTHORITY.)

[Illustration:  Summing Up.]

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