Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 100, May 2, 1891
Author: Various
Release Date: November 24, 2004 [EBook #14141]
Language: English
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PUNCH,
Or the London charivari.
Vol. 100.
May 2, 1891.
SONGS OF THE UN-SENTIMENTALIST.
A DUSTMAN’S silent tear.
I know not how that Dustman stirred my
ire:
He may have failed to call
when due: but he—
My breast being charged with economic
fire,—
Was mulcted of his customary
fee.
I was informed, at first he did not seem
To grasp the cruel sense of
what he heard,
But asked, “Wot’s this ’ere
game?” as if some dream
Of evil portents all his pulses
stirred;
Then, muttering, he turned, and went his
way
Dejected, broken! I had
stopped his beer!
Ah! from that Dustman who, alas! can say
I did not wring a sad and
silent tear!
I thought the matter o’er.
I vowed no more,
That I with grief would moisten
any eye;
Henceforth, whene’er that Dustman
passed my door,
Upon his beer he knew he could
rely!
Nay more! For never heeding if my
bin
Were full or empty, I that
Dustman hailed;
His grateful smile my one desire to win;
I felt I could not help it
if I failed.
Twice every week he came,—his
twopence drew:
That Dustman seemed to brighten
with his beer.
And, if he wept, thank Heaven, at least
I knew
With joy, not grief, he
shed his silent tear!
* * * * *
LEAVES FROM A CANDIDATE’S DIARY.
[Continued.]
Thursday, April 16.—On looking through my book I find that I am now a member of ten Billsbury Cricket Clubs, to most of which I am a Vice-President. Not bad, considering that my average in my last year at school was four, and that I didn’t play more than half-a-dozen times at Oxford. Tolland says there are many more Foot-ball Clubs than Cricket Clubs—a pleasant prospect for me in the Autumn. Have also had to subscribe to six Missions of various kinds, four Easter Monday Fetes, six Friendly Societies, three Literary and Scientific Institutes, five Temperance Associations, four Quoit Clubs, two Swimming Clubs, seven Sunday Schools, five Church or Chapel Building Funds, three Ornithological Societies, two Christian Young Men’s Associations, three Children’s Free Dinner Funds, one Angling Association, not to speak of Fire Brigade, Dispensaries, and Brass Bands. Have also given a Prize to be shot for by Volunteers, as CHUBSON gives one every year. What with L80 subscription to the Registration Fund, things are beginning to mount up pretty considerably.