VERY LIKELY—­JUST NOW.—­A place to spend a Quiet Sunday—­Eastbourne.

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[Illustration:  MR. PUNCH ON TOUR IN YORKSHIRE.]

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“ON THE HYP"-NOTIST.

(FRAGMENT FROM A ROMANCE PURELY IMAGINARY AND YET TO BE WRITTEN.)

The Savants were gathered together to consider the question of Hypnotism.  They had been appointed by a learned Association, and their Hon. Secretary had distinguished himself by writing a letter, which if eccentric in punctuation, was yet to the point.

“We must not forget, Gentlemen,” said one of the learned persons, “that we have been appointed to investigate the use of Hypnotism as a therapeutic agent.  It will be our duty to ascertain, if it is possible, that operations can be performed under the shield of its anaesthesia.”

“You are indeed right,” replied another, “and it is fortunate in one sense that we have not had the advantage of greeting at our board, Doctor OWEN COLEMAN of Dunedin, Surbiton.”

“Why so?” asked a third.

“Because,” returned Savant No. 2, “that distinguished Member of the Medical Profession can give instances of successful treatment under the prescribed circumstances.  For instance, JULES CLOQUET, as early as 1845 was using Hypnotism in the cause of painless surgery.  However, our pleasant little gathering can do no harm.”

“Perhaps not,” acquiesced Savant No. 3.  “Although it is only right to remark that had we had Dr. COLEMAN’s knowledge, we should have possibly considered it qua Committee a trifle superfluous.”

“Do you not think we ought to visit the Aquarium?” asked the first speaker.  “I am told that there is a Hypnotist who appears there twice a-day, and whose exhibition, from a scientific point of view, should be decidedly interesting.”

After this there was a speedy departure, and for some hours the Committee lounged about the Aquarium, They there saw a female acrobat of great strength.  Then they paid a visit to the Alhambra, where they met a pleasant young lady, who, seemingly without any assistance, lifted four or five bulky gentlemen seated on a chair.  This she did without any exertion and with a smiling countenance.  On their return to their private room, they seemed somewhat hostile to the pretensions of the Hypnotist, whose feats they had just witnessed—­they preferred to his performances the feats of the Magnetic Lady.

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“Quite a mistake,” said one; “instead of taking off a leg, or showing the strength of a billiard cue, he makes men believe that they are swimming in a tank!”

“Very undignified,” remarked another; “it would have been so much better had he performed a surgical operation—­say, setting a compound fracture of the leg, like that performed by two medical men in 1845; and more interesting to the vast majority of the audience.”