apothecary’s shop stood, but the current ran
fourscore leagues till it came to the sea, and there
poisoned so many whales and leviathans, that a pestilence
ensued, and lasted three years, nine months and sixteen
days. As the elephant was extremely weakened by
what had happened, it was impossible for him to draw
the car for eighteen months, which was a cruel delay
to Pissimissi’s impatience, who during all that
time could not travel above a hundred miles a day,
for as she carried the sick animal in her lap, the
poor ladybird could not make longer stages with no
assistance. Besides, Pissimissi bought every
thing she saw wherever she came; and all was crouded
into the car and stuffed into the seat. She had
purchased ninety-two dolls, seventeen baby-houses,
six cart-loads of sugar-plumbs, a thousand ells of
gingerbread, eight dancing dogs, a bear and a monkey,
four toy-shops with all their contents, and seven
dozen of bibs and aprons of the newest fashion.
They were jogging on with all this cargo over mount
Caucasus, when an immense humming-bird, who had been
struck with the beauty of the ladybird’s wings,
that I had forgot to say were of ruby spotted with
black pearls, sousing down at once upon her prey, swallowed
ladybird, Pissimissi, the elephant, and all their commodities.
It happened that the humming-bird belonged to Solomon;
he let it out of its cage every morning after breakfast,
and it constantly came home by the time the council
broke up. Nothing could equal the surprise of
his majesty and the courtiers, when the dear little
creature arrived with the elephant’s proboscis
hanging out of its divine little bill. However,
after the first astonishment was over, his majesty,
who to be sure was wisdom itself, and who understood
natural philosophy that it was a charm to hear him
discourse of those matters, and who was actually making
a collection of dried beasts and birds in twelve thousand
volumes of the best fool’s-cap paper, immediately
perceived what had happened, and taking out of the
side-pocket of his breeches a diamond toothpick-case
of his own turning, with the toothpick made of the
only unicorn’s horn he ever saw, he stuck it
into the elephant’s snout, and began to draw
it out: but all his philosophy was confounded,
when jammed between the elephant’s legs he perceived
the head of a beautiful girl, and between her legs
a baby-house, which with the wings extended thirty
feet, out of the windows of which rained a torrent
of sugar-plumbs, that had been placed there to make
room. Then followed the bear, who had been pressed
to the bales of gingerbread and was covered all over
with it, and looked but uncouthly; and the monkey
with a doll in every paw, and his pouches so crammed
with sugar-plumbs that they hung on each side of him,
and trailed on the ground behind like the duchess of
——’s beautiful breasts.
Solomon, however, gave small attention to this procession,
being caught with the charms of the lovely Pissimissi:
he immediately began the song of songs extempore;