OINTMENT FOR HEMORRHOIDS.—­Sulphate of morphia, three grains; extract of stramonia, thirty grains; olive oil, one drachm; carbonate of lead, sixty grains; lard, three drachms.

PAINS.—­1.  Steep marigold in good cider vinegar and frequently wash the affected parts.  This will afford speedy relief.

2.  Take half a pound of tar and the same quantity of tobacco, and boil them down separately to a thick substance; then simmer them together.  Spread a plaster and apply it to the affected parts, and it will afford immediate relief.

PAINTERS’ COLIC.—­Make of tartaric acid a syrup similar to that of lemon syrup; add a sufficient quantity of water, and drink two or three glasses a day.

INSTANTANEOUS PAIN-KILLER.—­Another and even more instant cure of pain is made as follows:  Take aqua-ammonia, sulphuric ether and alcohol, equal parts, and apply over the pain.

HOW TO CURE PIMPLES.—­Take a teaspoonful of the tincture of gum guaiacum and one teaspoonful of vinegar; mix well and apply to the affected parts.

POOR MAN’S PLASTER.—­Melt together beeswax, one ounce; tar, three ounces; resin, three ounces, and spread on paper or muslin.

RHEUMATIC PLASTER.—­One-fourth pound of resin and one-fourth pound of sulphur; melt by a slow fire, and add one ounce of Cayenne pepper and one-fourth of an ounce of camphor gum; stir well till mixed, and temper with neatsfoot oil.

STRENGTHENING PLASTER.—­Litharge plasters, twenty-four parts; white resin, six parts; yellow wax and olive oil, of each three parts, and red oxide of iron, eight parts.  Let the oxide be rubbed with the oil, and the other ingredients added melted, and mix the whole well together.  The plaster, after being spread over the leather, should be cut into strips two inches wide and strapped firmly around the joint.

MUSTARD PLASTERS.—­It is stated that in making a mustard plaster, no water whatever should be used, but the mustard mixed with the white of an egg; the result will be a plaster that will “draw” perfectly, but will not produce a blister even upon the skin of an infant, no matter how long it is allowed to remain upon the part.

BREAD AND MILK POULTICE.—­Take stale bread in crumbs, pour boiling sweet milk, or milk and water over it, and simmer till soft, stirring it well; then take it from the fire, and gradually stir in a little glycerine or sweet oil, so as to render the poultice pliable when applied.

LINSEED POULTICE.—­Take of linseed, powdered, four ounces; hot water sufficient, mix and stir well with a spoon, until of suitable consistence.  A little oil should be added, and some smeared over the surface as well, to prevent its getting hard.  A very excellent poultice, suitable for many purposes.

SPICE POULTICE.—­Powdered cinnamon, cloves and Cayenne pepper, of each two ounces; rye meal, or flour, spirits and honey, of each sufficient to make of suitable consistence.