The End of the World eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 250 pages of information about The End of the World.

The End of the World eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 250 pages of information about The End of the World.
one of Jonas Harrison’s remarks.  And August, who did not understand the circumstances, was only able to account for her apparent coldness on the theory suggested by Andrew’s universal unbelief in women, or by supposing that when she understood his innocent remark about Andrew’s disappointment to refer to her mother, she had taken offense at it.  And so, while the rest were debating whether the world would come to an end or not, August had a disconsolate feeling that the end of the world had already come.  And it did not make him feel better to have Wilhelmina whisper, “Oh! but she is pretty, that Anderson girl—­a’n’t she, August?”

CHAPTER IX.

THE NEW SINGING-MASTER

“He sings like an owlingale!”

Jonas Harrison was leaning against the well-curb, talking to Cynthy Ann.  He’d been down to the store at Brayville, he said, a listenin’ to ’em discuss Millerism, and seed a new singing-master there.  “Could he sing good?” Cynthy asked, rather to prolong the talk than to get information.

“Sings like an owlingale, I reckon.  He’s got more seals to his ministry a-hanging onto his watch-chain than I ever seed.  Got a mustache onto the top story of his mouth, somethin’ like a tuft of grass on the roof of a ole shed kitchen.  Peart?  He’s the peartest-lookin’ chap I ever seed.  But he a’n’t no singin’-master—­not of I’m any jedge of turnips.  He warn’t born to sarve his day and generation with a tunin’-fork.  I think he’s a-goin’ to reckon-water a little in these parts and that he’s only a-playin’ singin’-master.  He kin play more fiddles’n one, you bet a hoss!  Says he come up here fer his wholesome, and I guess he did.  Think ef he’d a-staid where he was, he mout a-suffered a leetle from confinement to his room, and that room p’raps not more nor five foot by nine, and ruther dim-lighted and poor-provisioned, an’ not much chance fer takin’ exercise in the fresh air!”

[Illustration:  “DON’T BE ONCHARITABLE, JONAS.”]

“Don’t be oncharitable, Jonas, don’t.  We’re all mis’able sinners, I s’pose; and you know charity don’t think no evil.  The man may be all right, ef he does wear hair on his lip.  Charity kivers lots a sins.”

“Ya-as, but charity don’t kiver no wolves with wool.  An’ ef he a’n’t a woolly wolf they’s no snakes in Jarsey, as little Ridin’ Hood said when her granny tried to bite her head off.  I’m dead sot in favor of charity, and mean to gin her my vote at every election, but I a’n’t a-goin’ to have her put a blind-bridle on to me.  And when a man comes to Clark township a-wearing straps to his breechaloons to keep hisself from leaving terry-firmy altogether, and a weightin’ hisself down with pewter watch-seals, gold-washed, and a cultivating a crap of red-top hay onto his upper lip, and a-lettin’ on to be a singin’-master, I suspicions him.  They’s too much in the git-up fer the come-out.  Well, here’s yer health, Cynthy!”

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