“Let me relieve you,” said Julia, and she took the dumb-bull from Bob Short and the “horse-fiddle” from Day, the tin horns and tin pans from others, and the two skillet-lids from Jim West, who looked as sheepish as possible.  August escorted each of them to the table, though his face did not look altogether cordial.  Some old resentment for the treatment of his father interfered with the heartiness of his hospitality.  The hunchback in this light proved to be Jonas, of course; and Bill Day whispered to the one next to him that they had been “tuck in and done fer that time.”

“Gentlemen,” said Andrew, “we are much obliged for your music.”  And Cynthy would certainly have laughed out if she had not been so perplexed in her mind to know whether Andrew was speaking the truth.

Such a motley set of wedding guests as they were, with their coats inside out and their other disguises!  Such a race of pied pipers!  And looking at their hangdog faces you would have said, “Such a lot of sheep-thieves!” Though why a sheep-thief is considered to be a more guilty-looking man than any other criminal, I do not know.  Jonas looked bright enough and ridiculous enough with his hunch.  They all ate rather heartily, for how could they resist the attentions of Cynthy Ann and the persuasions of Julia, who poured them coffee and handed them biscuit, and waited upon them as though they were royal guests!  And, moreover, the act of eating served to cover their confusion.

As the meal drew to a close, Bill Day felt that he, being in some sense the leader of the party, ought to speak.  He was not quite sober, though he could stand without much staggering.  He had been trying for some time to frame a little speech, but his faculties did not work smoothly.

“Mr. President—­I mean Mr. Anderson—­permit me to offer you our pardon.  I mean to beg your apologies—­to—­ahem—­hope that our—­that your—­our—­thousand—­thanks—­your—­you know what I mean.”  And he sat down in foolish confusion.

“Oh! yes.  All right; much obliged, my friend,” said the Philosopher, who had not felt so much boyish animal life in twenty-five years.

And Jim West whispered to Bill:  “You expressed my sentiments exactly.”

“Mr. Anderson,” said Jonas, rising, and thus lifting up his hunched shoulders and looking the picture of a long-legged heron standing in the water, “Mr. Anderson, you and our young and happy friend, Mr. Wehle, will accept our thanks.  We thought that music was all you wanted to gin a delightful—­kinder—­sorter—­well, top-dressin’, to this interestin’ occasion.  Now they’s nothin’ sweeter’n a tin horn, ’thout ’tis a melodious conch-shell utterin’ its voice like a turkle-dove.  Then we’ve got the paytent double whirlymagig hoss-violeen, and the tin pannyforte, and, better nor all, the grindin’ skelletled cymbals.  We’ve laid ourselves out and done our purtiest—­hain’t we, feller-musicians?—­to prove that we was the best band on the Ohio River.  An’ all out of affection and respect for this ere happy pair.  And we’re all happy to be here.  Hain’t we?” (Here they all nodded assent, though they looked as though they wished themselves far enough.) “Our enstruments is a leetle out of toon, owin’ to the dampness of the night air, and so I trust you’ll excuse us playin’ a farewell piece.”