in evening dress, the concession of knee-breeches
not having been required. But at Buckingham Palace
there are two or three very old men who were courtiers
when Queen Victoria was a baby, and who still control
the court etiquette. These aged functionaries,
who can very well remember Waterloo, and whose fathers
remembered the American Revolution, put down their
foot, and would admit no Americans without the proper
garments. The consequence was, that our legation
was compelled to stay at home. This state of things
continued until Reverdy Johnson came out, who arranged
what was called “the Breeches Protocol.”
Owing to the unreasonable state of the public mind
during his term of office, this was the only measure
which that good and able man succeeded in accomplishing.
The compromise which Mr. Johnson’s good-humor
and the friendly impulse of the British public toward
us at that time wrung from these ancient chamberlains
and gold-sticks (for you may say what you will, public
opinion is irresistible), was to allow the minister
and the two secretaries of legation to appear in the
breeches above described. Americans who are presented
at court, and who get invitations to the festivities,
are all required to wear a court dress. Of what
good compelling the poor diplomatists to make scarecrows
of themselves may be I do not know. Mr. Sumner’s
proposition was just one of those absurdities to which
men are liable who have considerable conscience and
no sense of humor. Senators and Congressmen fell
in with it because they feared to be un-American,
and because it is not their wont to be very dignified
or (in matters of this sort) very scrupulous.
[Footnote 1: The rule, more correctly stated,
is, that “sir” is never used except to
indicate a difference of age or position so great as
to forbid familiarity or to be incompatible with social
equality. It may be employed by the elder in
addressing the younger, and by the superior in addressing
the inferior, as well as vice versa. Hence
the saying, in English society, that only princes and
servants are spoken to as “sir.”]
RAMBLES AMONG THE FRUITS AND FLOWERS OF THE TROPICS.
CONCLUDING PAPER.
An Arab vessel from Bombay, touching at Singapore
on her way to Bangkok, afforded us an opportunity
we had been longing for to visit the most splendid
of Oriental cities.
Dining at the house of the Malayan rajah, we chanced
to meet the narcodah (supercargo), who was
also the owner, of the Futtel Barrie. He was
a handsome, courtly, and intelligent Arab, glad always
to mingle with Europeans; and in response to our inquiry
whether he had room for passengers, he proffered us
a free ticket to and from Bangkok, with the use of
his own cabin. We must be on board the next day
at noon, he said, and it was already verging toward
sunset; so we had small time for preparation.
But with the migratory habits of Oriental tourists
it was easy to throw together a few indispensables;
and we were set down on the Barrie’s quarterdeck,
portmanteaus, sketch-books, specimen-baskets and all,
before the anchor was weighed.