“And I suppose you were all sobbing as if your hearts would break, poor things!” says papa.

“Oh no,” replies the child:  “only the front row cried.”

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It was one of the features of the shah-mania that British journalism was overrun and surfeited with Persian topics, Persian allusions and fragments of the Persian language and literature.  Every pedant of the press displayed an unexpected and astonishing acquaintance with Persian history, Persian geography, Persian manners and customs.  Desperate cramming was done to get up Persian quotations for leading articles, or at least a saying or two from Hafiz or Saadi of the sort commonly found at the end of a lexicon or in some popular book of maxims.  Ludicrous disputes arose between morning papers as to the comparative profundity of each other’s researches into Persian lore; but the climax was capped, we think, by one London journal, which politely offered advice to Nasr-ed-Din about his conduct and his reading.  “Should Nasr-ed-Din be impressed by English flattery,” said this editor gravely, “with an exaggerated sense of his own importance, His Majesty, as a corrective, may recall to mind the Persian fable of ‘Ushter wa Diraz-kush,’ from the ‘Baharistan’ of Jaumy.”  In ordinary times an explanation might be vouchsafed of what the said fable is, but none was given in the present instance, it being taken for granted, during the shah’s visit, that the Baharistan of Jaumy was as familiar to the average Englishman as Mother Goose.  Upon the whole, our country has not been wholly unfortunate in not seeing the shah.  Horace’s famous “Persicos odi, puer, apparatus,” has a very close application in the “Persian stuff” with which British journalism has lately been flooded.

  How various his employments whom the world
  Calls idle!

says Cowper.  To describe the holiday amusement provided for the shah in England as having been a grand “variety entertainment” would feebly represent the mixture actually furnished him.  One day, for example (a Monday), His Majesty began by reviewing the Fire Brigade; and then Captain Shaw was presented to the shah—­likewise Colonel Hogg; and then, according to the Morning Advertiser, “Joe Goss, Ned Donelly, Alex.  Lawson, and young Horn had the honor of appearing and boxing before the shah and a small company, at which His Majesty seemed highly delighted;” and next came deputations successively from the Society for the Propagation of the Gospel, the Society for the Promotion of Christian Knowledge, the Bible Society, the Church Missionary Society, and the Evangelical Alliance; then a deputation from the Mohammedans residing in London was presented, and Sir Moses Montefiore had a private interview with His Majesty; and finally, to wind up the day’s programme, the shah, attended by many princes and princesses, and an audience of 34,000 people, witnessed a performance at the Crystal Palace expressly selected to suit his taste—­namely, gymnastic feats by Germans and Japanese, followed by “Signor Romah” on the trapeze.  All this was done before dinner; and the curious combination of piety and pugilism, missionaries and acrobats, may be supposed to have had the effect of duly “impressing” the illustrious guest.