Er. True, but not among Candidates for the same Office, when they are both sick of the same Disease.

Ga. No, nor between two Sweet-hearts of the same Mistress, when they are both sick of the same Love.

Er. But without jesting, I’ll try to imitate that Course of Life.

Ga. I wish you as good Success as may be.

Er. It may be I shall overtake thee.

Ga. I wish you might get before me; but in the mean Time I won’t stay for you; but I will every Day endeavour to out-go myself, and do you endeavour to out-go me if you can.

The ART OF HUNTING.

The ARGUMENT.

     This Colloquy presents you with the Art of Hunting;
     Fishing, of bringing Earth-Worms out of the Ground, of
     sticking Frogs.

PAUL, THOMAS, VINCENT, LAWRENCE, BARTHOLUS.

Pa.  Every one to his Mind. I love Hunting.

Th. And so do I too, but where are the Dogs?  The hunting Poles?  And the hunting Nets?

Pa. Farewell Boars, Bears, Bucks, and Foxes, we’ll lay Snares for Rabbets.

Vi. But I’ll set Gins for Locusts and Crickets.

La. But I’ll catch Frogs.

Ba. I’ll hunt Butterflies.

La. ’Tis difficult to follow flying Creatures.

Ba. It is difficult, but ’tis fine Sport; unless you think it finer Sport to hunt after Earth-Worms, Snails or Cockles, because they have no Wings.

La. Indeed I had rather go a Fishing; I have a neat Hook.

Ba. But where will you get Baits?

La. There are Earth-Worms enough every where to be had.

Ba. So there is, if they would but creep out of the Ground to you.

La. But I’ll make a great many thousand jump out presently.

Ba. How?  By Witch-Craft?

La. You shall see the Art.  Fill this Bucket with Water, break these green Peels of Walnuts to Pieces and put into it:  Wet the Ground with the Water.  Now mind a little, do you see them coming out?

Ba. I see a Miracle.  I believe the armed Men started out of the Earth after this Manner from the Serpents Teeth that were sown:  But a great many Fish are of too fine and delicate a Palate to be catch’d by such a vulgar Bait.

La. I know a certain Sort of an Insect that I us’d to catch such with.

Ba. See if you can impose upon the Fishes so, I’ll make work with the Frogs.

La. How, with a Net?

Ba. No, with a Bow.

La. That’s a new Way of Fishing!

Ba. But ’tis a pleasant one; you’ll say so, when you see it.

Vi. What if we two should play at holding up our Fingers?

Ba. That’s an idle, clownish Play indeed, fitter for them that are sitting in a Chimney Corner, than those that are ranging in the Field.