Cy. As is my Fortune, so is the Habit of my Body.
Ma. Has it been but bad then?
Cy. She never is otherwise to me, but never worse in my Life than now.
Ma. I am sorry for that. I am sorry for your Misfortune. But pray, what is this Mischance?
Cy. I have lost all my Money.
Ma. What in the Sea?
Cy. No, on Shore, before I went abroad.
Ma. Where?
Cy. Upon the English Coast.
Ma. It is well you scap’d with your Life; it is better to lose your Money, than that; the loss of ones good Name, is worse than the Loss of Money.
Cy. My Life and Reputation are safe; but my Money is lost.
Ma. The Loss of Life never can be repair’d; the Loss of Reputation very hardly; but the Loss of Money may easily be made up one Way or another. But how came it about?
Cy. I can’t tell, unless it was my Destiny. So it pleas’d God. As the Devil would have it.
Ma. Now you see that Learning and Virtue are the safest Riches; for as they can’t be taken from a Man, so neither are they burthensome to him that carries them.
Cy. Indeed you Philosophize very well; but in the mean Time I’m in Perplexity.
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CLAUDIUS, BALBUS.
Cl. I am glad to see you well come Home Balbus.
Ba. And I to see you alive Claudius.
Cl. You are welcome Home into your own Country again.
Ba. You should rather congratulate me as a Fugitive from France.
Cl. Why so?
Ba. Because they are all up in Arms there.
Cl. But what have Scholars to do with Arms?
Ba. But there they don’t spare even Scholars.
Cl. It is well you’re got off safe.
Ba. But I did not get off without Danger neither.
Cl. You are come back quite another Man than you went away.
Ba. How so?
Cl. Why, of a Dutch Man, you are become a French Man.
Ba. Why, was I a Capon when I went away?
Cl. Your Dress shows that you’re turn’d from a Dutch Man into a French Man.
Ba. I had rather suffer this Metamorphosis, than be turn’d into a Hen. But as a Cowl does not make a Monk, so neither does a Garment a French Man.
Cl. Have you learn’d to speak French?
Ba. Indifferently well.
Cl. How did you learn it?
Ba. Of Teachers that were no dumb ones I assure you.
Cl. From whom.
Ba. Of little Women, more full of Tongue, than Turtle Doves.
Cl. It is easy to learn to speak in such a School. Do you pronounce the French well?