shew me the other Way that I am so passionately desirous
of; but at last God has put it into my Mind to apply
myself to you, a Man of as much Piety as Learning;
your Learning qualifies you to answer my Request with
Ease, and your Piety will dispose you to help a Christian
Brother, whose Life is in your Hands. To make
the Matter short, when this crafty Fellow, with such
Expressions as these, had clear’d himself from
all Suspicion of a Design, and had gain’d Credit,
that he understood one Way perfectly well,
Balbinus’s
Mind began to have an Itch to be meddling. And
at last, when he could hold no longer, Away with your
Methods, says he, of
Curtation, the Name of
which I never heard before, I am so far from understanding
it. Tell me sincerely, Do you throughly understand
Longation? Phoo! says he, perfectly well; but
I don’t love the Tediousness of it. Then
Balbinus asked him, how much Time it wou’d
take up. Too much, says he; almost a whole Year;
but in the mean Time it is the safest Way. Never
trouble yourself about that, says
Balbinus,
although it should take up two Years, if you can but
depend upon your Art. To shorten the Story:
They came to an Agreement, that the Business should
be set on foot privately in
Balbinus’s,
House, upon this Condition, that he should find Art,
and
Balbinus Money; and the Profit should be
divided between them, although the Imposter modestly
offered that
Balbinus should have the whole
Gain. They both took an Oath of Secrecy, after
the Manner of those that are initiated into mysterious
Secrets; and presently Money is paid down for the Artist
to buy Pots, Glasses, Coals, and other Necessaries
for furnishing the Laboratory: This Money our
Alchymist lavishes away on Whores, Gaming, and Drinking.
Phi. This is one Way, however, of changing
the Species of Things.
La. Balbinus pressing him to fall upon
the Business; he replies, Don’t you very well
know, that what’s well begun is half done?
It is a great Matter to have the Materials well prepar’d.
At last he begins to set up the Furnace; and here
there was Occasion for more Gold, as a Bait to catch
more: For as a Fish is not caught without a Bait,
so Alchymists must cast Gold in, before they can fetch
Gold out. In the mean Time, Balbinus was
busy in his Accounts; for he reckoned thus, if one
Ounce made fifteen, what would be the Product of two
thousand; for that was the Sum that he determined
to spend. When the Alchymist had spent this Money
and two Months Time, pretending to be wonderfully busy
about the Bellows and the Coals, Balbinus enquired
of him, whether the Business went forward? At
first he made no Answer; but at last he urging the
Question, he made him Answer, As all great Works do;
the greatest Difficulty of which is, in entring upon
them: He pretended he had made a Mistake in buying
the Coals, for he had bought Oaken ones, when they
should have been Beechen or Fir ones. There was