Cervius, when he is offended, threatens one with the laws and the [judiciary] urn; Canidia, Albutius’ poison to those with whom she is at enmity, Turius [threatens] great damages, if you contest any thing while he is judge.  How every animal terrifies those whom he suspects, with that in which he is most powerful, and how strong natural instinct commands this, thus infer with me.—­The wolf attacks with his teeth, the bull with his horns.  From what principle is this, if not a suggestion from within?  Intrust that debauchee Scaeva with the custody of his ancient mother; his pious hand will commit no outrage.  A wonder indeed! just as the wolf does not attack any one with his hoof, nor the bull with his teeth; but the deadly hemlock in the poisoned honey will take off the old dame.

That I may not be tedious, whether a placid old age awaits me, or whether death now hovers about me with his sable wings; rich or poor, at Rome or (if fortune should so order it) an exile abroad; whatever be the complexion of my life, I will write.  O my child, I fear you can not be long, lived; and that some creature of the great ones will strike you with the cold of death.  What? when Lucilius had the courage to be the first in composing verses after this manner, and to pull off that mask, by means of which each man strutted in public view with a fair outside, though foul within; was Laelius, and he who derived a well deserved title from the destruction of Carthage, offended at his wit, or were they hurt at Metellus being lashed, or Lupus covered over with his lampoons?  But he took to task the heads of the people, and the people themselves, class by class; in short, he spared none but virtue and her friends.  Yet, when the valorous Scipio, and the mild philosophical Laelius, had withdrawn themselves from the crowd and the public scene, they used to divert themselves with him, and joke in a free manner, while a few vegetables were boiled [for supper].  Of whatever rank I am, though below the estate and wit of Lucilius, yet envy must be obliged to own that I have lived well with great men; and, wanting to fasten her tooth upon some weak part, will strike it against the solid:  unless you, learned Trebatius, disapprove of any thing [I have said].  For my part, I can not make any objection to this.  But however, that forewarned you may be upon your guard, lest in ignorance of our sacred laws should bring you into trouble, [be sure of this] if any person shall make scandalous verses against a particular man, an action lies, and a sentence.  Granted, if they are scandalous:  but if a man composes good ones, and is praised by such a judge as Caesar?  If a man barks only at him who deserves his invectives, while he himself is unblamable?  The process will be canceled with laughter:  and you, being dismissed, may depart in peace.

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SATIRE II.

On Frugality.