and walk upon an open terrace, where lately the melancholy passengers beheld the ground frightful with white bones; though both the thieves and wild beasts accustomed to infest this place, do not occasion me so much care and trouble, as do [these hags], that turn people’s minds by their incantations and drugs.  These I can not by any means destroy nor hinder, but that they will gather bones and noxious herbs, as soon as the fleeting moon has shown her beauteous face.

I myself saw Canidia, with her sable garment tucked up, walk with bare feet and disheveled hair, yelling together with the elder Sagana.  Paleness had rendered both of them horrible to behold.  They began to claw up the earth with their nails, and to tear a black ewe-lamb to pieces with their teeth.  The blood was poured into a ditch, that thence they might charm out the shades of the dead, ghosts that were to give them answers.  There was a woolen effigy too, another of wax:  the woolen one larger, which was to inflict punishment on the little one.  The waxen stood in a suppliant posture, as ready to perish in a servile manner.  One of the hags invokes Hecate, and the other fell Tisiphone.  Then might you see serpents and infernal bitches wander about, and the moon with blushes hiding behind the lofty monuments, that she might not be a witness to these doings.  But if I lie, even a tittle, may my head be contaminated with the white filth of ravens; and may Julius, and the effeminate Miss Pediatous, and the knave Voranus, come to water upon me, and befoul me.  Why should I mention every particular? viz. in what manner, speaking alternately with Sagana, the ghosts uttered dismal and piercing shrieks; and how by stealth they laid in the earth a wolf’s beard, with the teeth of a spotted snake; and how a great blaze flamed forth from the waxen image?  And how I was shocked at the voices and actions of these two furies, a spectator however by no means incapable of revenge?  For from my cleft body of fig-tree wood I uttered a loud noise with as great an explosion as a burst bladder.  But they ran into the city:  and with exceeding laughter and diversion might you have seen Canidia’s artificial teeth, and Sagana’s towering tete of false hair falling off, and the herbs, and the enchanted bracelets from her arm.

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SATIRE IX.

He describes his sufferings from the loquacity of an impertinent fellow.

I was accidentally going along the Via Sacra, meditating on some trifle or other, as is my custom, and totally intent upon it.  A certain person, known to me by name only, runs up; and, having seized my hand, “How do you do, my dearest fellow?” “Tolerably well,” say I, “as times go; and I wish you every thing you can desire.”  When he still followed me; “Would you any thing?” said I to him.  But, “You know me,” says he:  “I am a man of learning.”  “Upon that account,” says I:  “you