“Who then is free?  The wise man, who has dominion over himself; whom neither poverty, nor death, nor chains affright; brave in the checking of his appetites, and in contemning honors; and, perfect in himself, polished and round as a globe, so that nothing from without can retard, in consequence of its smoothness; against whom misfortune ever advances ineffectually.  Can you, out of these, recognize any thing applicable to yourself?  A woman demands five talents of you, plagues you, and after you are turned out of doors, bedews you with cold water:  she calls you again.  Rescue your neck from this vile yoke; come, say, I am free, I am free.  You are not able:  for an implacable master oppresses your mind, and claps the sharp spurs to your jaded appetite, and forces you on though reluctant.  When you, mad one, quite languish at a picture by Pausias; how are you less to blame than I, when I admire the combats of Fulvius and Rutuba and Placideianus, with their bended knees, painted in crayons or charcoal, as if the men were actually engaged, and push and parry, moving their weapons?  Davus is a scoundrel and a loiterer; but you have the character of an exquisite and expert connoisseur in antiquities.  If I am allured by a smoking pasty, I am a good-for-nothing fellow:  does your great virtue and soul resist delicate entertainments?  Why is a tenderness for my belly too destructive for me?  For my back pays for it.  How do you come off with more impunity, since you hanker after such dainties as can not be had for a little expense?  Then those delicacies, perpetually taken, pall upon the stomach; and your mistaken feet refuse to support your sickly body.  Is that boy guilty, who by night pawns a stolen scraper for some grapes?  Has he nothing servile about him, who in indulgence to his guts sells his estates?  Add to this, that you yourself can not be an hour by yourself, nor dispose of your leisure in a right manner; and shun yourself as a fugitive and vagabond, one while endeavoring with wine, another while with sleep, to cheat care—­in vain:  for the gloomy companion presses upon you, and pursues you in your flight.

“Where can I get a stone?” “What occasion is there for it?” “Where some darts?” “The man is either mad, or making verses.”  “If you do not take yourself away in an instant, you shall go [and make] a ninth laborer at my Sabine estate.”

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SATIRE VIII.

A smart description of a miser ridiculously acting the extravagant.

How did the entertainment of that happy fellow Nasidienus please you? for yesterday, as I was seeking to make you my guest, you were said to be drinking there from mid-day. [It pleased me so], that I never was happier in my life.  Say (if it be not troublesome) what food first calmed your raging appetite.