different sizes, free from mad laws: whether one
of a strong constitution chooses hearty bumpers; or
another more joyously gets mellow with moderate ones.
Then conversation arises, not concerning other people’s
villas and houses, nor whether Lepos dances well or
not; but we debate on what is more to our purpose,
and what it is pernicious not to know—whether
men are made happier by riches or by virtue; or what
leads us into intimacies, interest or moral rectitude;
and what is the nature of good, and what its perfection.
Meanwhile, my neighbor Cervius prates away old stories
relative to the subject. For, if any one ignorantly
commends the troublesome riches of Aurelius, he thus
begins: “On a time a country-mouse is reported
to have received a city-mouse into his poor cave,
an old host, his old acquaintance; a blunt fellow
and attentive to his acquisitions, yet so as he could
[on occasion] enlarge his narrow soul in acts of hospitality.
What need of many words? He neither grudged him
the hoarded vetches, nor the long oats; and bringing
in his mouth a dry plum, and nibbled scraps of bacon,
presented them to him, being desirous by the variety
of the supper to get the better of the daintiness
of his guest, who hardly touched with his delicate
tooth the several things: while the father of
the family himself, extended on fresh straw, ate a
spelt and darnel leaving that which was better [for
his guest]. At length the citizen addressing him,
‘Friend,’ says he, ’what delight
have you to live laboriously on the ridge of a rugged
thicket? Will you not prefer men and the city
to the savage woods? Take my advice, and go along
with me: since mortal lives are allotted to all
terrestrial animals, nor is there any escape from
death, either for the great or the small. Wherefore,
my good friend, while it is in your power, live happy
in joyous circumstances: live mindful of how
brief an existence you are.’ Soon as these
speeches had wrought upon the peasant, he leaps nimbly
from his cave: thence they both pursue their
intended journey, being desirous to steal under the
city walls by night. And now the night possessed
the middle region of the heavens, when each of them
set foot in a gorgeous palace, where carpets dyed
with crimson grain glittered upon ivory couches, and
many baskets of a magnificent entertainment remained,
which had yesterday been set by in baskets piled upon
one another. After he had placed the peasant
then, stretched at ease upon a splendid carpet; he
bustles about like an adroit host, and keeps bringing
up one dish close upon another, and with an affected
civility performs all the ceremonies, first tasting
of every thing he serves up. He, reclined, rejoices
in the change of his situation, and acts the part
of a boon companion in the good cheer: when on
a sudden a prodigious rattling of the folding doors
shook them both from their couches. Terrified
they began to scamper all about the room, and more
and more heartless to be in confusion, while the lofty
house resounded with [the barking of] mastiff dogs;
upon which, says the country-mouse, ’I have
no desire for a life like this; and so farewell:
my wood and cave, secure from surprises, shall with
homely tares comfort me.’”